Jeremy: I finally finished my book today
need to decide on a new one now
me: hmmm
What about Nights in Rodanthe?
True... I like your HP fandom in that it makes me trust you
Jeremy: I think I should just burn Nights in Rodanthe
no one should be subjected to that crap
me: yay I like fire
Jeremy: yeah sadly Ben said he wants it as he sells books on-line
me: haha aww
Jeremy: so some other poor sap will get the tripe
me: you'll be sad when it turns out to be the next oprah book club book
sad that you gave it away, I mean
it's obviously a masterpiece
Jeremy: if Oprah likes it of course
I'll just have to buy another copy or 10
I love everything by the big O after all and follow her religiously
me: but of course
Jeremy: "must do what Oprah tell me"
"must eat brainzzzzz"
me: (she could be monitoring this discussion; we don't want her to think we are insolent)
I LOVE GOD EMPEROR OPRAH!
Jeremy: ALL HAIL EMPEROR OPRAH, RULER OF MULTIVERSE
me: HOORAY!
Jeremy: that is until I get close enough to kill her and become new ruler
me: shhhh
ixnay on the illingkay
Jeremy: oh right....
wait there's someone at my door
me: SHIT
RUN, JEREMY
RUN
Jeremy: too late
We have taken Jeremy
me: THE OPRAH IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
noooo...
I'm really going to miss making out with that guy
Jeremy: He will be sent to Oprah re-education camp and will come back better then ever
in fact you'll be there with him so don't worry
knock, knock
me: OH GOD
Mission complete, fellow Oprah drone 774
Jeremy: Hello Oprah drone 774, I am #666
me: Have a pleasant day, Oprah drone 666. I trust the weather is clement?
Jeremy: very clement indeed
though I think some more fire would be nice
me: Yes. Yes. Cleansing fire.
Jeremy: indeed, must burn the unbelievers
me: You are correct, Oprah drone 666
Jeremy: yes sweet, sweet fire
me: Delicious.
Jeremy: my precciousss......
me: hahaha
Oprah drone 666, you are quoting Lord of the Rings. That is not an appropriate Oprah club book title.
Jeremy: now it is my little one
me: But that book has imagination. And no black women. How on earth does it qualify?
Jeremy: a little devil told me so
said Oprah bows to him
me: hunh
I will take your word
Jeremy: hmmmm, I appear to be malfunctioning, oh well
Monday, September 21, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
GOWALLSGO (1:51:31 PM): going good, got our Scion back
phoemeister (1:51:36 PM): that's good
GOWALLSGO (1:51:55 PM): indeed, they cleaned the interior which it needed BADLY
phoemeister (1:52:03 PM): haha that's good
GOWALLSGO (1:52:37 PM): yeah, A's good at not mentioning the filth that builds up in the box
phoemeister (1:53:20 PM): ...but enough about your sex life
phoemeister (2:49:21 PM): I have a sneaking suspicion I'm going to get to make out on Saturday though
Suibrom (2:49:33 PM): awesome
Suibrom (2:49:36 PM): let me know how it goes
phoemeister (2:49:51 PM): haha "he did this thing, with his tongue, it's amazing, let me describe it for you"
Suibrom (2:49:58 PM): haha
Suibrom (2:50:09 PM): "Now pictue that in your vagina"
phoemeister (2:50:12 PM): HAHA
phoemeister (2:50:30 PM): but I'm going to his house and he's cooking for me. That has make out written all over it.
phoemeister (2:50:58 PM): I plan to throw all the food he worked so hard to make for me onto the floor, and then have my way with him on the kitchen table
Suibrom (2:51:11 PM): haha
Suibrom (2:51:13 PM): awesome
phoemeister (2:51:29 PM): haha just kidding I like good food more than making out
phoemeister (2:51:36 PM): haha just kidding again
Suibrom (2:51:43 PM): haha
Suibrom (2:51:46 PM): you can combine the two
Suibrom (2:51:58 PM): get naked, cover eachother in marinara, make out
phoemeister (2:53:48 PM): You know.... like, I have the jerkiest ideas of things to do, even though I don't do them. For example, he seems to resent his brother and I was like, "Man if we ever have sex I want to scream out his brother's name during." So now I just am thinking of like, going to his house with marinara, pouring it on him, and then attacking him (sexually). Just because it'd be hilarious.
Suibrom (2:54:08 PM): haha
phoemeister (2:54:17 PM): "What? Get out of my house"
phoemeister (2:54:35 PM): Hopefully I would be able to overpower him
Suibrom (2:54:59 PM): hit him in the head with the jar of sauce first
Suibrom (2:55:00 PM): then you win
phoemeister (2:55:51 PM): now I'm half tempted to send him this conversation, but I don't want to sound too confident about the make out possibilites if he wasn't wanting to
phoemeister (1:51:36 PM): that's good
GOWALLSGO (1:51:55 PM): indeed, they cleaned the interior which it needed BADLY
phoemeister (1:52:03 PM): haha that's good
GOWALLSGO (1:52:37 PM): yeah, A's good at not mentioning the filth that builds up in the box
phoemeister (1:53:20 PM): ...but enough about your sex life
phoemeister (2:49:21 PM): I have a sneaking suspicion I'm going to get to make out on Saturday though
Suibrom (2:49:33 PM): awesome
Suibrom (2:49:36 PM): let me know how it goes
phoemeister (2:49:51 PM): haha "he did this thing, with his tongue, it's amazing, let me describe it for you"
Suibrom (2:49:58 PM): haha
Suibrom (2:50:09 PM): "Now pictue that in your vagina"
phoemeister (2:50:12 PM): HAHA
phoemeister (2:50:30 PM): but I'm going to his house and he's cooking for me. That has make out written all over it.
phoemeister (2:50:58 PM): I plan to throw all the food he worked so hard to make for me onto the floor, and then have my way with him on the kitchen table
Suibrom (2:51:11 PM): haha
Suibrom (2:51:13 PM): awesome
phoemeister (2:51:29 PM): haha just kidding I like good food more than making out
phoemeister (2:51:36 PM): haha just kidding again
Suibrom (2:51:43 PM): haha
Suibrom (2:51:46 PM): you can combine the two
Suibrom (2:51:58 PM): get naked, cover eachother in marinara, make out
phoemeister (2:53:48 PM): You know.... like, I have the jerkiest ideas of things to do, even though I don't do them. For example, he seems to resent his brother and I was like, "Man if we ever have sex I want to scream out his brother's name during." So now I just am thinking of like, going to his house with marinara, pouring it on him, and then attacking him (sexually). Just because it'd be hilarious.
Suibrom (2:54:08 PM): haha
phoemeister (2:54:17 PM): "What? Get out of my house"
phoemeister (2:54:35 PM): Hopefully I would be able to overpower him
Suibrom (2:54:59 PM): hit him in the head with the jar of sauce first
Suibrom (2:55:00 PM): then you win
phoemeister (2:55:51 PM): now I'm half tempted to send him this conversation, but I don't want to sound too confident about the make out possibilites if he wasn't wanting to
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