pac man

(10:14:58 PM) RJ : I need a good insult for Pac-Man.... suggestions please
(10:15:20 PM) RJ: my dad just recommended mocking the size of pac mans balls
(10:15:26 PM) RJ: it was awesome.
(10:18:13 PM) Me: HAHA that's good
(10:18:19 PM) Me: esp. since they are like raisins
(10:18:35 PM) RJ: someone else suggested "Your wife is ugly."
(10:19:16 PM) Me: that's a lie
(10:19:22 PM) Me: ms. pacman is a damn fine piece of ass
(10:19:58 PM) RJ: she's a mouth and that's it
(10:20:26 PM) Me: come on. You know guys that would still date that if it put out
(10:20:35 PM) RJ: lol
(10:20:37 PM) RJ: Yeah true
(10:20:47 PM) RJ: how sad
(10:21:43 PM) Me: indeed
(10:21:55 PM) Me: it still gives me hope if I ever become a parapalegic tho
(10:22:33 PM) RJ: just have to work on repeatedly opening and closing your mouth.
(10:22:41 PM) RJ: Works for her
(10:22:45 PM) RJ: What species do you think they are?
(10:22:51 PM) Me: cheese
(10:22:52 PM) RJ: highly evolved marbles?
(10:23:04 PM) RJ: Whoa
(10:23:09 PM) RJ: Cheese that eats ghosts.
(10:23:25 PM) Me: that's some FUCKING GREAT CHEESE

Maybe Ryan's Just Too Demanding

(10:52:04 PM) Me: this is what it's like when doves cry
(10:52:09 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: haha
(10:52:10 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: fuck
(10:52:17 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: this is more like when doves rape eachother
(10:52:18 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: in the ass
(10:52:24 PM) Me: hahah
(10:52:49 PM) Me: doves asses are actually the same hole as their vag
(10:52:55 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: it's true
(10:53:02 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: and their pee hole
(10:53:06 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: it's all one hole baby
(10:53:08 PM) Me: wow
(10:53:15 PM) Me: I didn't know about the pee hole business
(10:53:42 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: yeah their fecal matter and urine all come out the same hole as a big wet glop
(10:53:56 PM) Me: I guess you would know about birds
(10:53:58 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: that's that white and brown stuff that comes out when birds crap
(10:54:04 PM) Me: does it burn when it's on your penis?
(10:54:09 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: haha
(10:54:13 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: the bird or the urine?
(10:54:22 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: because sometimes I like to put the bird on my wang, and set it on fire
(10:54:27 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: and in that case, it does burn

respect your mother

Me: http://youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo (video of Mr. T telling you to respect your mother)
Ryan: don't bring anyone motha into this!
Me: Mr. T would not like me at all
Ryan: it's true
Ryan: does that make you sad?
Me: kind of
Me: my two great loves, Mr. T and mom jokes
Me: irreconcilable
Ryan: it is forbidden!

soy un perdedor

Rebecca: so Ryan's as big a loser as we are... that's comforting
Me: haha you didn't know that already?
Me: dude is studying to become a falconer

Ryan: hahah
Ryan: fuck
Ryan: that does solidify it doesn't it
Me: hahaha
Me: yeah you were on the edge
Me: and then that and the chess team story (Ryan got beat up by the chess team when he was in high school)
Me: just nudge you right into loser territory
Ryan: haha yeah shit
Me: it's okay
Me: you're a loser in a cool way
Ryan: haha thanks
Me: well I'm just saying anyone can be comic book guy
Me: it takes a special nerd to become a falconer
Ryan: I guess If I'm going to be at the lowerst rungs of loserdome, I might as well be doing it in the coolest way
Me: haha trust me
Me: you are
Me: you're stylin
Me: in your tricorn hat
Ryan: hahah
Ryan: fuck you just make it worse every time

answers itself

Suibrom (10:40:55 PM): So any big plans for the weeeeekend?

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Auto Response from phoemeister (10:40:59 PM): watching tv
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Suibrom (10:41:04 PM): this thing practically answers itself!