GOWALLSGO (1:51:31 PM): going good, got our Scion back
phoemeister (1:51:36 PM): that's good
GOWALLSGO (1:51:55 PM): indeed, they cleaned the interior which it needed BADLY
phoemeister (1:52:03 PM): haha that's good
GOWALLSGO (1:52:37 PM): yeah, A's good at not mentioning the filth that builds up in the box
phoemeister (1:53:20 PM): ...but enough about your sex life

phoemeister (2:49:21 PM): I have a sneaking suspicion I'm going to get to make out on Saturday though
Suibrom (2:49:33 PM): awesome
Suibrom (2:49:36 PM): let me know how it goes
phoemeister (2:49:51 PM): haha "he did this thing, with his tongue, it's amazing, let me describe it for you"
Suibrom (2:49:58 PM): haha
Suibrom (2:50:09 PM): "Now pictue that in your vagina"
phoemeister (2:50:12 PM): HAHA
phoemeister (2:50:30 PM): but I'm going to his house and he's cooking for me. That has make out written all over it.
phoemeister (2:50:58 PM): I plan to throw all the food he worked so hard to make for me onto the floor, and then have my way with him on the kitchen table
Suibrom (2:51:11 PM): haha
Suibrom (2:51:13 PM): awesome
phoemeister (2:51:29 PM): haha just kidding I like good food more than making out
phoemeister (2:51:36 PM): haha just kidding again
Suibrom (2:51:43 PM): haha
Suibrom (2:51:46 PM): you can combine the two
Suibrom (2:51:58 PM): get naked, cover eachother in marinara, make out
phoemeister (2:53:48 PM): You know.... like, I have the jerkiest ideas of things to do, even though I don't do them. For example, he seems to resent his brother and I was like, "Man if we ever have sex I want to scream out his brother's name during." So now I just am thinking of like, going to his house with marinara, pouring it on him, and then attacking him (sexually). Just because it'd be hilarious.
Suibrom (2:54:08 PM): haha
phoemeister (2:54:17 PM): "What? Get out of my house"
phoemeister (2:54:35 PM): Hopefully I would be able to overpower him
Suibrom (2:54:59 PM): hit him in the head with the jar of sauce first
Suibrom (2:55:00 PM): then you win
phoemeister (2:55:51 PM): now I'm half tempted to send him this conversation, but I don't want to sound too confident about the make out possibilites if he wasn't wanting to

Tiiiiiina

phoemeister: hahah man the hilarious bit is the other day we went to mcdonalds and on the cups they randomly have a child actually named Roni whose hobby is "water."
GOWALLSGO: I'm hoping it's just his parents being yuppie about spelling Ronnie or Ronny
phoemeister: haha I think it's some foriegn name
phoemeister: The kid is from Buenos Aires
phoemeister: The cup tells you everything about him except why the fuck he is on a cup from McDonalds
GOWALLSGO: probably because he's Ronald McDonald's bastard... I mean, Roni? Ronald...
phoemeister: hahahaha
phoemeister: now I'm imagining Ronald McDonald getting all up on some poor Brazillian hooker
phoemeister: slapping her in the face with his mcnuggets
GOWALLSGO: strange timing... http://dlisted.com/node/19327
GOWALLSGO: that must be Ronald when he goes on vacation to latin america
phoemeister: hahahah
phoemeister: you should submit this conver under the caption contest
GOWALLSGO: what, and have my weirdass conversations out there? naw
phoemeister: hahah too late

nickelback

Nickelback doesn't promote Satanism. Satan actually promotes them. They're his tool to destroy the record industry. A whiney, successful tool.

(1:14:24 PM) Tina: yeah, it's probably why about 3 songs start playing at once when I go to your page :-p
(1:16:19 PM) Me: uh
(1:16:24 PM) Me: there should only be the 1
(1:16:38 PM) Me: if there's anything else it's an ad or something
(1:16:49 PM) Me: it used to be a Wolf Parade song, now it's an Oppenheimer
(1:16:59 PM) Tina: several start so I have to try to get the page to scroll down so I can click comment quick
(1:17:09 PM) Tina: and I'm torturing people by using Nickelback on my page
(1:17:18 PM) Me: Oh Tina, why would you do t;hat
(1:17:26 PM) Me: you are promoting satanism
(1:17:52 PM) Tina: I actually like them :-p
(1:18:01 PM) Me: well then you actually like satan
(1:18:40 PM) Me: I gave my heart to Vishnu

gargamel

Me: oh guess what I keep forgetting this
Me: because it's big but like they told me in such an incidental way I keep forgetting
Me: but I'm going to be an aunt a second time!
Tina: cool!
Me: they hope it's not another boy because, quote, "they could barely agree on a boys name the first time, they shudder just thinking of trying it again"
Me: if they have a boy I need to convince him to name him something crazy
Me: "Cool Mo D"
Tina: Gargamel
Me: LOL
Me: dude if I had a nephew named Gargamel I would win at life

slug sex

Phoemeister: Considering the next best thing I have to do is to talk to tina about whether or not a pair of slugs is having sex in this picture she took
Kin: Is it bad that that doesn't really surprise me?
Phoemeister: ......yes. Yes it is. But bad for me. That I'm the type of person that it doesn't surprise anyone that I'm sitting around IMing people about slug sex
Kin: Well, I was more talking about the fact that Tina took pictures of slugs having sex.
Phoemeister: lol
Phoemeister: Tina would do that. And thanks for your faith in me.

pimps

Phoemeister: He was about to draw a guy on the board, because it was illustrating something, and someone's like "give him muscles!" so I was like, "Give him a fedora!" and the prof made me draw him. So I gave him blue shorts and a red fedora and bowtie, and a slick pimp cane
Phoemeister: True story
Phoemeister: That was the best H&S class for some time :P
Phoemeister: Ever, even
Talia: because it involved pimps?
Phoemeister: Of course.

palpatine

Phoemeister: You never told me you thought of me as a younger you
Phoemeister: I feel honored
Talia: :: laughs:: well it's not something you can just stick in a convo
Phoemeister: true
Phoemeister: "you are coming along well, young apprentice"
Talia: ok, scary quote to use :-P I don't want to be Palpatine
Phoemeister: LOL

I was never there

So.... this was two different conversations with two different people where I started pasting what they said to each other: (I can't help posting so many convers! It's a disease!)

Talia: that Sui you talk to all the time is a guy?
Phoemeister: yeah
Talia: I totally thought that person was a girl... from the way they talked
Phoemeister: ROFLMAO
Phoemeister: I'm going to have to tell him that
Talia: go right ahead
Phoemeister: he actually has about as dirty a mind as you
Talia: believeable... even males preists have dirty mines
Phoemeister: .....he's not a priest
Phoemeister: where did you get that??
Talia: I meant that all men, even priests, have dirty mind

So I told him, adding:

Phoemeister: That's probably a compliment, though, considering for the last ten minutes we were discussing several really losery guys :P
Sui: hahah
Suibrom: I'm not really sure what to say to that :-)

Sui: hahah
Sui: Father Si
Sui: I like the sound of that
Phoemeister: ha, loser! You can't spell your own name
Sui: yeah I'm so drunk
Sui: off that communion wine

Phoemeister: I dunno. I just thought it was funny as hell.
Phoemeister: Considering 90% of our convers are sexual innuendo.
Phoemeister: You secret girl, you
Sui: haha
Sui: maybe your friend is trying to insinuate she thinks you're a lesbian

Talia: no, I just thought HE was [a lesbian]

Phoemeister: You're a lesbian priest!
Sui: hahah
Sui: nice
Sui: my dream come true!
Sui: you never see lesbians being accused of child molestation

Talia: he's never been to Florida then
Sui: haha
Sui: that's right.. I was never there
Sui: and if anyone asks.. you tell them the same

tina

Tina: I'm also eatting my supper right now too
Phoemeister: whatcha havin'?
Tina: ham sandwichs
Phoemeister: mmm
Phoemeister: TINA!
Phoemeister: eat
Phoemeister: the
Phoemeister: ham!
Phoemeister: sorry, I couldn't resist that

cheese

Phoemeister: I had steak skewer-y things
Tina: and we know how happy steak makes you
Phoemeister: indeed!
Phoemeister: better than booze! and chocolate! and sex! I'm assuming.
Tina: sex? noooo... not even cheese is better than sex
Phoemeister: nothing is better than cheese
Phoemeister: nothing, you hear me?
Phoemeister: Maybe it's better than french cheese.
Phoemeister: but regular cheese is like sex, booze, chocolate, steak, and monkeys all in one.
Phoemeister: you just can't beat that
Tina: nope, sorry, can't agree and I've had it all... except the monkey thing
Phoemeister: psh. I can't believe anyone's opinion if they've never had a monkey.

EDIT:

Adrienne: *reads post* I agree. There really is nothing better than cheese.
Phoemeister: thank you! I knew I was right!
Adrienne: For sure. I don't know if I've experienced cheese that was sex, booze, chocolate, steak, and monkeys in the SAME bite, but over the course of the cheese, they are all experienced.
Phoemeister: indeed!
Phoemeister: You know your stuff
Adrienne: I know my cheese. *nods sagely*

monologue

Phoemeister: I still want to know what is me-esque about the character on that show though
Tina: hard to explain
Tina: just her mental dialogue
Phoemeister: that's what you said about the viking book character
Phoemeister: you must think it's a lot more interesting in my head than it actually is
Tina: well considering this is how we interact, it's almost like being in your head


Sui: I'm sure things go on in your head
Sui: but I don't think you have long conversations with the voices or anything
Phoemeister: Yeah. It's more like a power point presentation, with these little hamster guys with pointers to emphasize the important bits
Sui: haa
Sui: okay you're nuts
Phoemeister: no
Phoemeister: I'd be nuts if they were squirrel guys
Sui: haha
Sui: so you're just crazy?
Phoemeister: you love it
Phoemeister: the sad thing is I stole the whole hamster guys thing from a quote I read a long time ago and thought particularly funny
Sui: haha
Sui: well it works

overload

Phoemeister: embrace the future
Phoemeister: make love to a robot
Tina: isn't that the same as using a vibrator? :"-p
Phoemeister: I dunno
Phoemeister: I just have that as my wallpaper right now
Phoemeister: with a bunch of real robots
Tina: well that's sorta a robot without an AI
Phoemeister: maybe a robot takes you out to dinner first
Phoemeister: and plys you with compliments and alcohol
Phoemeister: thus making good use of it's AI
Tina: mioght as well date a man if you have to go through all that
Phoemeister: yeah, but what if, like me, no man'll have you?
Phoemeister: also, that is not embracing the future, Tina
Phoemeister: if you continue to your obsolete ways
Phoemeister: the robot overloards will get rid of you
Tina: overlords or overloads? because since your talking about sex with a robot, an overload OR over loading can be bad, real bad
Phoemeister: LOL
Phoemeister: I meant overlord
Phoemeister: but overload probably would be bad
Phoemeister: too

lesbians

Phoemeister: those lesbians put subliminal messages in tv
Tina: not so far fetched considered they throw in gratuitious lesbian scenes in just about every movie
Phoemeister: lol
Phoemeister: every movie?
Phoemeister: what movies are you watching?

flags

Tina: did you notice blogger added a button at the top of the blogs that lets people Flag your blog for objectional material?
Phoemeister: no, I hadn't
Tina: it's at at the top on the right
Phoemeister: hunh
Phoemeister: yeah, I see it now
Phoemeister: I'm going to flag yours
Phoemeister: psyyyyyyyyyyych
Tina: dude :-P what if it shuts down my blog?
Phoemeister: I wouldn't do that to you
Phoemeister: I bet it wouldn't
Tina: I didn't think you would but I don't know what kind of sugar high your on right now
Phoemeister: I bet it's just for blogs that are like, "I love the KKK, btw: here's some kiddie porn"
Phoemeister: lol
Phoemeister: I'm tempted to flag my own blog to see what happens
Phoemeister: like if I get a warning or something
Tina: I don't know, unless you get some one admin or something with a thing against Ben Folds and vaporub, you should be ok
Phoemeister: LOL.... true
Phoemeister: what about ben folds combined with vaporub?
Phoemeister: that could be some very specialized porno
Phoemeister: exclusive to my site
Tina: salve
Phoemeister: I don't get it

fall out boy punch inthe face

Mulva: lo-fi that's not got bad sound quality, since i learned that irks you after the moldy peaches fiasco
Phoemeister: lol
Phoemeister: I love how you call it a fiasco
Mulva: the dance was ruined
Phoemeister: like I got really pissed and was like, "WE CAN"T BE FRIENDS ANYMORE IF YOU SEND ME SONGS WITH BAD SOUND QUALITY"
Mulva: It came on and you broke up with me and left the dance floor and everyone gasped
Phoemeister: and then the floor opened up and you fell in the pool
Mulva: shit, i remember that
Phoemeister: and you almost killed yourself
Phoemeister: but an angel showed you what effect your life had on others
Mulva: And I sang...look at me I'm Mulva, lousy without Phoe
Phoemeister: and I pointed and laughed
Phoemeister: and you were like, "HEY, AT LEAST I DON'T LISTEN TO FALL OUT BOY"
Mulva: And then the dinosaurs came......
Phoemeister: they enslaved the human race
Phoemeister: so that we could cobble dinosaur shoes for them
Mulva: and they played fall out boy as we slaved in their quarries
Mulva: because a misguided dinosaur studied the wrong specimen (you) and determined we must like them


Sista: heh i need quote for my myspace page
Phoemeister: cool

you can try ____ summer home, some are home some are not if you want to go with another gem from my family
Phoemeister: or You're talkin' like a sausage
Phoemeister: I can also supply you with Fall Out Boy quotes
Sista: go forward please
Phoemeister: lol, okay. Well starting off with song titles, there's "Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends" "I slept with someone in fall out boy, and all I got was this stupid song written about me"
Phoemeister: I shall leaf through the actual lyrics for you too
Phoemeister: because that's just the kind of friend I am

*pause*

Phoemeister: man, i can't find any good ones
Phoemeister: fall out boy sucks
Sista: hahha




Phoemeister: I know you usually talk about them when you want to blow off steam, and that they're not actually that horrible, but I seriously hate your inlaws
Phoemeister: If I ever saw them in person I would punch them in the face
Tina: they are very quirky people, yes
Phoemeister: I'm quirky. I'm a picky eater! I don't want to punch me in the face!
Tina: I hope not, that sorta thing can get you committed

later

Tina: I need to go to bed... people have been real jackasses lately about when I get up
Phoemeister: I WILL PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE FOR YOU ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK