me: I think they emphasize that with ladies (how bad the calcium thing is) because ladies have bad bones because they occaisionally host aliens in their body who also leech the calcium right out of their bones

suibrom: haha

me: but since I don't plan on doing that ever I am not as worried, though I do want to get supplements

dude seriously, pregnancy is awful. I'm glad I don't want a kid.

suibrom: you'd just end up eating it anyway

me: True, but probably not the skeleton. I need to keep something as a trophy. I'd never get my calcium back.

suibrom: you could boil the skeleton and drink the broth

me: you are smart

do you think that would get the calcium for me?

or would it be more of a marrow/meat remnants soup deal?

suibrom: hmm dunno either way it would be delicious

me: true

I will invite you over

suibrom: haha sweet!

i'll bring my baby skull bowl

me: I'm glad!
I still have to plan exactly what we're doing
maybe when I'm not so busy pooing
that rhymed, bitch!
suibrom: haha
you are a lyrical master
you'd think with all the sitting down you'd have plenty of time to
think and write ideas
me: haha
I don't think so much
as grunt
and cry a little
suibrom: so kind of like your sex life?
BOOM
me: haha
awesome burn
I'm going to have to tell Jeremy

suibrom: haha

I will tron all over

me: haha wow I've never heard tron as a euphemism for come before

suibrom: haha I figured that was the next logical step

me: do you have to yell tron as you come?

suibrom: Yes, or that I am "tronning"

me: man I have deja vu... I think I told people you have to yell tron when you come when I said I was from tron when I met your friends at the cabin

suibrom: haha you did tell that to people at the cabin

me: Should I be happy or sad that apparently sayingn tron when you come is something I must think of a lot rather than something that can only come up once a lifetime as random chance?

suibrom: it is awesome, so you should be happy

it means you're tronning a lot

me: I have to work soon :/
damn this need I have to keep myself in the style to which I have become accustomed
suibrom: what style is that?
me: cristale every night, a high class call girl on each arm and a 1994 Toyota Camry
to be seen in about town
duuuuuh
suibrom: haha
you are a classy lady
me: I know, right?
me: did I even spell cristale right?
suibrom: close enough

me: I think I used to use Shovelfist as my work password
suibrom: haha awesome
that's a good password, especially if you throw some numbers in there
and maybe an exclamation point on the end
Me: but I undo all their work by telling people my passwords
my current one is , if you'd like to hack into there later
suibrom: haha
i'm all over it
me: it can't be too hard to take down a fortune 50 company
with just the password for the lowest possible access
I can see what our HR policy is oooooooh
suibrom: it's already done, man.. you don't have a job abymore
me: aaaaaah
haha dick
that's what you'd use it for?
I repeat: dick
suibrom: If I take down the company, you probably couldn't work for them
me: oh I thought you meant you'd hack in just to send an email to the
CEO that's like, "Hi, my name is Ryan. My friend, Amy,
who works here, should be fired. She gave me her password and told me
to "take down the company." Respectfully yours, Ryan. P.S.
Got any good jobs in Vermont or wherever the hell it is my wife is
from?"
uibrom: haha
me: and yes I know it's NH
but I thought it'd be funnier if I put Vermont. Those two states
spoon each other anyway, it's almost the same
suibrom: 69'in states!
me: oh yeah it is more of a 69 than a spoon
my bad
it's hard to read state body languages sometimes, esp. if they are
frigid new england states

me: bleeeh
tell her math isn't applicable in the real world, sweep the study book off the table, and then have sex on it
suibrom: haha
i like the way you think
me: you're welcome!
or else you can say, "you don't need math to please me, baby" and then do the whole table sex thing
suibrom: "I know some math we can do TOGETHER"
me: haha "one plus one equals you and me, baby"
suibrom: word
me: now all I can think of is cheesy math related come ons
suibrom: hahah
me: let me show you MY square root
suibrom: that's all you really need isn't it?
me: true just teach her these
it'll fluster the test giver so much she can cheat and get away with it
suibrom: "Convert into complex fractions" "I'll show YOU a complex fraction"
haha by cheat you mean on the exam, not on her husband right?
me: haha the exam is what I meant
but if you were my husband I'd cheat on you too
suibrom: i know
probably with brooke



suibrom: haha probably not
maybe you can txt eachother the answers
me: haha I'm not allowed to utilize or bring any electronic communicating device, including but not limited to cell phones, mp3 players, and pagers
those bastards
Rush helps me add
Queen helps me spell
suibrom: hahah
word
me: with out Tom Sawyer I think two plus two is fifteen
without fat bottom girls I think tree is spelled Taskdjfa
suibrom: oh crap! It's not?
me: I know, right
classic rock, I need you now!
suibrom: rock out!
Sent at 10:35 AM on Friday
me: bohemian rhapsody is how I know how to spell bohemian.
and rhapsody
suibrom: haha
okay that may be valid
me:
me: modern music just isn't as educational
suibrom: how am I supposed to know how to spell when poker face is on?
I can't think about anything except stabbing lady gaga
me: hahaha