you're a wizard, harry

Re: Harry Potter. And I actually DO know how it ends already, strangely enough for someone who fucking hates HP.

(10:06:43 PM) Me: haha we're thinking of going to the release party and I just want to scream "everyone dies in a nuclear explosion in the first five pages then the rest is blank, and you'll still buy it too, motherfuckers!"
(10:06:50 PM) Me: though of course that is only how I wish the book is
(10:06:55 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: haha
(10:07:01 PM) Me: maybe instead of blank the rest could be pictures
(10:07:08 PM) Me: like maybe Harry dies right away in the blast
(10:07:25 PM) Me: but like Ron's skin just slowly melts off his bones due to radiation sickness
(10:07:40 PM) Me: and Hermione's silhouette is burned into the building she was standing in front of
(10:08:05 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: no way
(10:08:16 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: hermione gets really big radioactive jugs
(10:08:35 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: it's kind of like the hulk
(10:08:40 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: only.. you would like her when she gets angry
(10:09:08 PM) Me: hahahah