Tuesday, June 12, 2007

SILF

Phoemeister: yeah, I can't afford any of them
Phoemeister: but I still keep going to the sites and looking at them
Phoemeister: like, "I really really want SILF. What will I do? What will I do?"
Suibrom: would you fuck a sandwich for that shirt?
Phoemeister: yes
Phoemeister: I would dry hump a sandwich, certainly
Phoemeister: and if I had a wang, I would stick it in the sandwich
Phoemeister: but I really don't want to stick it up my vagina
Suibrom: would you record yourself fucking a sandwich on the interweb for that shirt?
Phoemeister: does that count?
Phoemeister: I would record the dryhumping if I could wear pants
Suibrom: man you're not dedicated to this shirt at all
Phoemeister: haha

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