Amy [11:09 AM]:
Seriously though. "Whiz Wheel Air."
That is not a thing.
I wish it were.
But it is not.
Katie [11:09 AM]:
that seems the opposite of a thing
Amy [11:09 AM]:
exactly.
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Amy [10:08 AM]:
Kim Rideout!
Get out of this claim!
Katie [10:08 AM]:
I KNOW
Amy [10:13 AM]:
the one I have is long
once Kim Rideout gets out of it *shakes fist*
I think it's funny to pretend that Kim Rideout is my nemesis even though I have no idea who she is other than being in this claim I picked up
Katie [10:14 AM]:
lol
Amy [10:15 AM]:
I want to like, yell her name in the manner of Kirk yelling "Khan!!!"
Or in the manner of Superintendant Chalmers yelling, "Skinner!"
....and of course once I get in the claim the first item is something made up from fairytale land and I have to figure out what it really is "Set easy outs"
KIM RIDEOUT! I blame YOU.
Katie [10:17 AM]:
lol
Amy [10:18 AM]:
"Set easy outs" is all sound and fury, signifying NOTHING, Kim Rideout!
Katie [10:18 AM]:
win
Amy [2:09 PM]:
Today I've also decided that Kim Rideout is my nemesis. I know nothing about her other than that she's a claim handler who was in CI at the same time I was trying to get into a claim
but I've decided she is now the scapegoat for all of my life's problems
Chasity [2:10 PM]:
she has like the coolest name I've ever heard though
serioously rideout
Amy [2:10 PM]:
yeah it is a pretty cool name
Chasity [2:10 PM]:
U can like picture her rolling by with her jag one hand on the steering wheel bumping some house music
she looks at you "I'm kim rideout"
Amy [2:11 PM]:
HAHA
Kim Rideout!
Get out of this claim!
Katie [10:08 AM]:
I KNOW
Amy [10:13 AM]:
the one I have is long
once Kim Rideout gets out of it *shakes fist*
I think it's funny to pretend that Kim Rideout is my nemesis even though I have no idea who she is other than being in this claim I picked up
Katie [10:14 AM]:
lol
Amy [10:15 AM]:
I want to like, yell her name in the manner of Kirk yelling "Khan!!!"
Or in the manner of Superintendant Chalmers yelling, "Skinner!"
....and of course once I get in the claim the first item is something made up from fairytale land and I have to figure out what it really is "Set easy outs"
KIM RIDEOUT! I blame YOU.
Katie [10:17 AM]:
lol
Amy [10:18 AM]:
"Set easy outs" is all sound and fury, signifying NOTHING, Kim Rideout!
Katie [10:18 AM]:
win
Amy [2:09 PM]:
Today I've also decided that Kim Rideout is my nemesis. I know nothing about her other than that she's a claim handler who was in CI at the same time I was trying to get into a claim
but I've decided she is now the scapegoat for all of my life's problems
Chasity [2:10 PM]:
she has like the coolest name I've ever heard though
serioously rideout
Amy [2:10 PM]:
yeah it is a pretty cool name
Chasity [2:10 PM]:
U can like picture her rolling by with her jag one hand on the steering wheel bumping some house music
she looks at you "I'm kim rideout"
Amy [2:11 PM]:
HAHA
Chasity [10:27 AM]:
you dear need to go!
they also check your ovaries and all those organs that can grow cists and things
Amy [10:28 AM]:
Or
I could not go
Chasity [10:28 AM]:
amy shame on you! shame shame shame
Amy [10:29 AM]:
I don't think any of that runs in my family
cists I mean
shame does run in my family
Chasity [10:30 AM]:
lol
you dear need to go!
they also check your ovaries and all those organs that can grow cists and things
Amy [10:28 AM]:
Or
I could not go
Chasity [10:28 AM]:
amy shame on you! shame shame shame
Amy [10:29 AM]:
I don't think any of that runs in my family
cists I mean
shame does run in my family
Chasity [10:30 AM]:
lol
me: Jeremy's at D & D tonight
so I'm rubbing my taint all over everything in the house
Ryan: haha
good alternative
Ryan: you should roll dice to see if you critically rub your taint
me: oh
every roll is a crit
when it's Amy taint rubbing time
Ryan: how's the leg doing?
me: it's alright, it doesn't hurt or anything anymore unless I try to do something stupid.... like run after my nephews on easter :P
me: but I am getting my surgery at the end of May and should be permenantly good
Ryan: NIce, I hope it all goes well
Are you getting a robot leg put in?
me: unless the dead person tendon they put into me makes me into a serial killer
oh true!
Ryan: haha, nice. I hope you get the serial killer tendons
me: no :/ but I think dead people tendon is kind of cool
Ryan: we can rebuild her! we can make her more homicidal!
totally, you're like a frankenstein's monster now
built from dead parts
me: I feel like I will still be somewhat bionic... they are rebuilding it, they DO have the technology
Ryan: and HUNGERING FOR REVENGE!
and possibly some mac&cheese
me: dood we had the "we have the technology" thought independantly of each other
haha you know me so well
Ryan: this is truth
me: not even a serial killer tendon can completely kill my love of mac and cheese
but it will definitley increase my thirst for blood
Ryan: you need to combine your two loves, and make some kind of bloody mac & Cheese dish
me: heha "mac & cheese dish" reminds me of Grumpy Old Men
Ryan: haha
good movie
me: Walter Mathau is eating microwave mac and cheese and is telling his son not to let the flies in because "they love my macaroni & cheese dish."
totally I have it way too memorized, as you can see
Ryan: haha I don't recall that specific line, but I recall that scene
me: I hope my tendon lets me watch grumpy old men in between killings still
Ryan: I should watch that movie again, it's been a while
me: it's good stuff. I can't remember if it is one or two
Ryan: I bet it will, I think you can be a serial killer that still have a healthy appreciation of funny movies about old men
me: true
man movies about old guys are the best
Ryan: word
unless they are porn
me: No
those are even better
wrinkly frank & beans EVERYWHERE
Ryan: haha
that's what brooke and I have for dinner on thursday nights
me: you wonder if they're getting a hernia exam because they keep turning their heads and coughing
sexay
Ryan: haha
-----
Ryan: blame the bunny
me: that son of a bitch
Ryan: seriously, hassenpfeffer for dinner tomorrow
lucky rabbits feet for all your friends!
me: haha aww
Ryan: is that "awww" for the bunny, or because you apparently only have 4 friends?
me: you dick
Ryan: haha
me: it's good to know we have the same abusive dynamic
Ryan: It's cool, I'll just take two
jeremy can have one, and we'll hold on to one until you make a new friend
:D
me: hahaah
you are such an asshole
so I'm rubbing my taint all over everything in the house
Ryan: haha
good alternative
Ryan: you should roll dice to see if you critically rub your taint
me: oh
every roll is a crit
when it's Amy taint rubbing time
Ryan: how's the leg doing?
me: it's alright, it doesn't hurt or anything anymore unless I try to do something stupid.... like run after my nephews on easter :P
me: but I am getting my surgery at the end of May and should be permenantly good
Ryan: NIce, I hope it all goes well
Are you getting a robot leg put in?
me: unless the dead person tendon they put into me makes me into a serial killer
oh true!
Ryan: haha, nice. I hope you get the serial killer tendons
me: no :/ but I think dead people tendon is kind of cool
Ryan: we can rebuild her! we can make her more homicidal!
totally, you're like a frankenstein's monster now
built from dead parts
me: I feel like I will still be somewhat bionic... they are rebuilding it, they DO have the technology
Ryan: and HUNGERING FOR REVENGE!
and possibly some mac&cheese
me: dood we had the "we have the technology" thought independantly of each other
haha you know me so well
Ryan: this is truth
me: not even a serial killer tendon can completely kill my love of mac and cheese
but it will definitley increase my thirst for blood
Ryan: you need to combine your two loves, and make some kind of bloody mac & Cheese dish
me: heha "mac & cheese dish" reminds me of Grumpy Old Men
Ryan: haha
good movie
me: Walter Mathau is eating microwave mac and cheese and is telling his son not to let the flies in because "they love my macaroni & cheese dish."
totally I have it way too memorized, as you can see
Ryan: haha I don't recall that specific line, but I recall that scene
me: I hope my tendon lets me watch grumpy old men in between killings still
Ryan: I should watch that movie again, it's been a while
me: it's good stuff. I can't remember if it is one or two
Ryan: I bet it will, I think you can be a serial killer that still have a healthy appreciation of funny movies about old men
me: true
man movies about old guys are the best
Ryan: word
unless they are porn
me: No
those are even better
wrinkly frank & beans EVERYWHERE
Ryan: haha
that's what brooke and I have for dinner on thursday nights
me: you wonder if they're getting a hernia exam because they keep turning their heads and coughing
sexay
Ryan: haha
-----
Ryan: blame the bunny
me: that son of a bitch
Ryan: seriously, hassenpfeffer for dinner tomorrow
lucky rabbits feet for all your friends!
me: haha aww
Ryan: is that "awww" for the bunny, or because you apparently only have 4 friends?
me: you dick
Ryan: haha
me: it's good to know we have the same abusive dynamic
Ryan: It's cool, I'll just take two
jeremy can have one, and we'll hold on to one until you make a new friend
:D
me: hahaah
you are such an asshole
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
suibrom: I expect the most expensive prime rib and the most delicious cake in the world
me: haha
are you coming? I never came to yours :/
I didn't even send a wedding gift :/
I think I was like, "You are married?" afterwards.
suibrom: haha
suibrom: yay!
I'll try not to get drunk and ruin the whole thing ;D
me: haha you'll have to bring your own. I think we'll have a little champagne but that's about it for booze
suibrom: Yeah I'm not that worried about booze
hehe
me: I just meant if you need the booze in order to make your inappropriate outbursts, you have to bring your own
suibrom: Come on
you know me better than that
I can be inappropriate stone cold sober
me: ah the old days
I swear I'm not one of those chicks who needs a man
it's just really depressing when you get to be like 24 and no one's ever been interested. You begin to wonder what's wrong with you, and why crazy Giovanni Ribisi-like dockworkers don't want you without intervention from a guy in payroll.
suibrom: Haha
just need some extra cash to lubricate the whole process
me: haha
and tears
nature's lubricant
Sent at 3:39 PM on Tuesday
suibrom: that's right
with blood being a close second
me: word
I like vomit alright
it stings the genitals
makes me feel alive
suibrom: it tingles!
also, it's chunky for her pleasure
me: you know it
"Oooh you had hot dogs"
suibrom: haha
I love the feel of processed junk on my junk
me: hahaha
Sent at 3:44 PM on Tuesday
me: Also I find I don't need as much lube when I do a dead person. I don't know if I'm just wetter cause I'm so excited or if it's the moistness of the decaying flesh, but it's true
suibrom: Too true
there's all kinds of fluids flowing when you hit up a dead person
me: you know it
suibrom: haha no way, you're never too classy for dead hooker jokes
me: cool
suibrom: in fact I think that's a mark of high society
suibrom: poor people don't make fun of hookers and their flammability
me: haha I know
suibrom: That's purely upper-crust conversation
me: I saw a bag lady, she said NOTHING about burning hookers
suibrom: Haha see?
me: I saw a hooker and she said nothing about burning hookers
but you make like twice as much moneys as I do and it's burning hooker this, burning hooker that.
suibrom: You talk about burning hookers with poor, unclassy people and they're like "FUCK YOU HO, THAT MAH SISTAH!"
me: Also you have a bidet!
either that or I used your sink wrong
haha
suibrom: Haha
So that's why my sink was full of beef stew when you left
That ain't beef stew, honey
suibrom: Still tasted good with some bread
Re: having sex in his bathroom:
me: also it was hilarious because I had been to your house before and there was cat poop on that same floor back then
suibrom: Haha
"man a cat totally shit here once, that really gets me going"
me: Haha I just remembered it while we were doing it, and almost laughed
suibrom: haha
me: "Hey Jeremy, do you know what also happens on this floor? Cat poop"
I still don't think I've ever told him that we did it where a cat pooped
though I think technically we did it in one other place a cat pooped before, his old bed. Not his current cat but his ex's cat that he took to a no kill shelter shortly after it pooped on his bed
suibrom: haha yeah I remember you telling me that story
Don't feel bad, pick a surface in my house and there's probably been cat poop on it
so you had pretty good odds, even if you didn't know about it
me: well I don't think I had added the sex part before. I don't think I've ever ended the story with, "And then two years later we did it on that bed."
haha awesome. So I've slept, eaten, bathed, played video games where cats have pooped
that's good because if you've only done it where a cat pooped, it's like a fetish
but if you do everyday things too, its just that you have a friend with poopy cats
suibrom: Haha
Me: I've actually done it where I've peed before, now that I think about it
suibrom: Yeah amy, that's where most people do it, but you don't really pee from there
me: Up until a couple years ago I had the bed from when I was little. There is a pee stain on that mattress from when I was three, and I think Josh and I had relations right on top of it.
hahaha
Now I can feel more experianced then Jeremy at something sexual. Whereas he's done it outside and in cars and stuff I never have.
but I've done it on top of a 20 year old urine stain
suibrom: Haha
and in a bathroom where a cat pooped
me: well he did too
suibrom: true
but it's another one for the list
me: haha
suibrom: And he probably didn't know it at the time
so I think you get bonus points for that
me: oh here's something creepy: Jeremy and his ex shared a hotel room with another couple once, and they totally did it right when Jeremy and his ex were in the other bed. I guess they were polite and didn't say anything, whereas I probably would've shouted, "Having fun over there?"
true. but he knew a cat had pooped on his bed when we did it on his bed
Sent at 4:32 PM on Tuesday
suibrom: Haha
So the other couple was doing it?
but they were awake?
I had a similar situation when I was dating Tori. Mike was sleeping on my floor but tori wanted to do it
me: yup
suibrom: we were quiet though and he didn't find out about it until later
me: haha
I guess if I could sleep through it I wouldn't be mad
but if I was awake and heard someone doing it I'd probably be kind of grossed out
and/or yelling some commentary
Sent at 4:35 PM on Tuesday
me: "Get it in there, Ryan! I can tell from the noises that you are working the wrong angle."
suibrom: Hahah
me: "She likes it harder!"
"Can I join in?"
suibrom: "Need me to come over there and finish your job?"
me: hahaha
"Do I have to do everything myself?"
Sent at 4:37 PM on Tuesday
suibrom: haha
or just make loud fart noises
me: hahahahahaha
well it's basically what you deserve to hear if you're doing it with Amy in the same room anyhow
some of those "noises" are going to be real farts no matter what
suibrom: haha true
that smell is like instant anti-viagra
me: haha
are you coming? I never came to yours :/
I didn't even send a wedding gift :/
I think I was like, "You are married?" afterwards.
suibrom: haha
suibrom: yay!
I'll try not to get drunk and ruin the whole thing ;D
me: haha you'll have to bring your own. I think we'll have a little champagne but that's about it for booze
suibrom: Yeah I'm not that worried about booze
hehe
me: I just meant if you need the booze in order to make your inappropriate outbursts, you have to bring your own
suibrom: Come on
you know me better than that
I can be inappropriate stone cold sober
me: ah the old days
I swear I'm not one of those chicks who needs a man
it's just really depressing when you get to be like 24 and no one's ever been interested. You begin to wonder what's wrong with you, and why crazy Giovanni Ribisi-like dockworkers don't want you without intervention from a guy in payroll.
suibrom: Haha
just need some extra cash to lubricate the whole process
me: haha
and tears
nature's lubricant
Sent at 3:39 PM on Tuesday
suibrom: that's right
with blood being a close second
me: word
I like vomit alright
it stings the genitals
makes me feel alive
suibrom: it tingles!
also, it's chunky for her pleasure
me: you know it
"Oooh you had hot dogs"
suibrom: haha
I love the feel of processed junk on my junk
me: hahaha
Sent at 3:44 PM on Tuesday
me: Also I find I don't need as much lube when I do a dead person. I don't know if I'm just wetter cause I'm so excited or if it's the moistness of the decaying flesh, but it's true
suibrom: Too true
there's all kinds of fluids flowing when you hit up a dead person
me: you know it
suibrom: haha no way, you're never too classy for dead hooker jokes
me: cool
suibrom: in fact I think that's a mark of high society
suibrom: poor people don't make fun of hookers and their flammability
me: haha I know
suibrom: That's purely upper-crust conversation
me: I saw a bag lady, she said NOTHING about burning hookers
suibrom: Haha see?
me: I saw a hooker and she said nothing about burning hookers
but you make like twice as much moneys as I do and it's burning hooker this, burning hooker that.
suibrom: You talk about burning hookers with poor, unclassy people and they're like "FUCK YOU HO, THAT MAH SISTAH!"
me: Also you have a bidet!
either that or I used your sink wrong
haha
suibrom: Haha
So that's why my sink was full of beef stew when you left
That ain't beef stew, honey
suibrom: Still tasted good with some bread
Re: having sex in his bathroom:
me: also it was hilarious because I had been to your house before and there was cat poop on that same floor back then
suibrom: Haha
"man a cat totally shit here once, that really gets me going"
me: Haha I just remembered it while we were doing it, and almost laughed
suibrom: haha
me: "Hey Jeremy, do you know what also happens on this floor? Cat poop"
I still don't think I've ever told him that we did it where a cat pooped
though I think technically we did it in one other place a cat pooped before, his old bed. Not his current cat but his ex's cat that he took to a no kill shelter shortly after it pooped on his bed
suibrom: haha yeah I remember you telling me that story
Don't feel bad, pick a surface in my house and there's probably been cat poop on it
so you had pretty good odds, even if you didn't know about it
me: well I don't think I had added the sex part before. I don't think I've ever ended the story with, "And then two years later we did it on that bed."
haha awesome. So I've slept, eaten, bathed, played video games where cats have pooped
that's good because if you've only done it where a cat pooped, it's like a fetish
but if you do everyday things too, its just that you have a friend with poopy cats
suibrom: Haha
Me: I've actually done it where I've peed before, now that I think about it
suibrom: Yeah amy, that's where most people do it, but you don't really pee from there
me: Up until a couple years ago I had the bed from when I was little. There is a pee stain on that mattress from when I was three, and I think Josh and I had relations right on top of it.
hahaha
Now I can feel more experianced then Jeremy at something sexual. Whereas he's done it outside and in cars and stuff I never have.
but I've done it on top of a 20 year old urine stain
suibrom: Haha
and in a bathroom where a cat pooped
me: well he did too
suibrom: true
but it's another one for the list
me: haha
suibrom: And he probably didn't know it at the time
so I think you get bonus points for that
me: oh here's something creepy: Jeremy and his ex shared a hotel room with another couple once, and they totally did it right when Jeremy and his ex were in the other bed. I guess they were polite and didn't say anything, whereas I probably would've shouted, "Having fun over there?"
true. but he knew a cat had pooped on his bed when we did it on his bed
Sent at 4:32 PM on Tuesday
suibrom: Haha
So the other couple was doing it?
but they were awake?
I had a similar situation when I was dating Tori. Mike was sleeping on my floor but tori wanted to do it
me: yup
suibrom: we were quiet though and he didn't find out about it until later
me: haha
I guess if I could sleep through it I wouldn't be mad
but if I was awake and heard someone doing it I'd probably be kind of grossed out
and/or yelling some commentary
Sent at 4:35 PM on Tuesday
me: "Get it in there, Ryan! I can tell from the noises that you are working the wrong angle."
suibrom: Hahah
me: "She likes it harder!"
"Can I join in?"
suibrom: "Need me to come over there and finish your job?"
me: hahaha
"Do I have to do everything myself?"
Sent at 4:37 PM on Tuesday
suibrom: haha
or just make loud fart noises
me: hahahahahaha
well it's basically what you deserve to hear if you're doing it with Amy in the same room anyhow
some of those "noises" are going to be real farts no matter what
suibrom: haha true
that smell is like instant anti-viagra
Saturday, January 15, 2011
suibrom: man my brain must not be working.. there's a water bottle in front of the tv, and I just used the mouse to try and move it
I mean, like.. moved the mouse on the screen
to try and get the bottle out of the way
if that makes any sense
me: HAHAHAHUAHAHA
what the fuck?
suibrom: haha I don't even know
my brain is tired from sickness
me: and from dumbness
and craziness
suibrom: apparently
Friday, May 7, 2010
me: I think they emphasize that with ladies (how bad the calcium thing is) because ladies have bad bones because they occaisionally host aliens in their body who also leech the calcium right out of their bones
suibrom: haha
me: but since I don't plan on doing that ever I am not as worried, though I do want to get supplements
dude seriously, pregnancy is awful. I'm glad I don't want a kid.
suibrom: you'd just end up eating it anyway
me: True, but probably not the skeleton. I need to keep something as a trophy. I'd never get my calcium back.
suibrom: you could boil the skeleton and drink the broth
me: you are smart
do you think that would get the calcium for me?
or would it be more of a marrow/meat remnants soup deal?
suibrom: hmm dunno either way it would be delicious
me: true
I will invite you over
suibrom: haha sweet!
i'll bring my baby skull bowl
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