saving throws

Ryan: Your mother was a hampster
Me: well since no such thing as a "hampster" exists
Me: I must not exist either
Ryan: it's true
Ryan: *poof*
Me: I'm a figment of your imagination
Me: I'm actually you
Me: and I've been starting up terrorist organizations
Me: I call them "fight clubs"
Me: you wish you could fight like me, dress like me, fuck like me, BE ME
Ryan: haha
Ryan: you mean, badly, badly, and not at all?
Ryan: Oo.. burn
Me: haha
Me: yeah
Me: it made me laugh though
Me: so I don't hate you as much as I would otherwise
Ryan: hahah woo!
Ryan: I get -1 to hate from Phoe for being awesome
Me: haha
Me: the D & D like assement of how much you make me not hate you also makes me laugh
Me: so -2
Ryan: haha awesome
Ryab: I get all kinds of saving throws against Phoe hate
Me: haha you do
Me: seriously if a regular person said that
Me: I would stab him
Me: if AC said that I'd stab her and then poop in the stab hole and then shoot her and fuck the brain hole
Ryan: haha
Ryan: nice
Me: but you say it and I'm like, "I should be mad but I'm not."
Ryan: The truth hurts, but in a funny way, kind of like an old man getting hit in the balls with a football

health teacher

Phoemeister: it was alright. work went by pretty fast
Phoemeister: my 8th grade health teacher came in again
Phoemeister: she isn't a bad person but I've grown to hate her as a representative of ALL old aquaintances I come into contact with way too often now that I work retail
Sui: I bet it would be bad customer service to stab people like that though ?
Sui: erm : Phoemeister: lol
Sui: "Would you like to hear about some of our promotions on BEING STABBED?"
Phoemeister: lol
Sui: It's a fantastic new program we have here
Phoemeister: I have a coworker who's always asking me if he can stab me in the neck with a pen
Phoemeister: I should pay that spirit forward to the customers.
Sui: You pay 14.99 a month, and I get to stab you whenever I want
Sui: haha
Phoemeister: LOL
Sui: Have you ever answered yes?
Phoemeister: every single time
Sui: haha
Phoemeister: he's not actually done it yet
Sui: Well that's good at least
Phoemeister: I think he's saving up so he can stab me a whole bunch all at once.

stabbing

Sui: Yeah, there is some degree of seperation between me and the other people I work with
Sui: because they're all in classrooms and normally dealing with their students
Sui: and the only time they are all together and talking is at lunch time and I don't really want to spend my lunch in the teacher's lounge with them
Phoemeister: yeah
Phoemeister: that would suck
Phoemeister: (in my opinion)
Sui: Yeah
Sui: I think that also adds to it
Sui: It's not that I just don't really have the opportunity to hang out with them, I don't really want to either : P
Phoemeister: Yeah. Oh my god, when i worked at WEEK, even the people I didn't hate, I had nothing in common with
Phoemeister: they were just always talking about the most boring-ass things
Phoemeister: I have concluded that I never want to grow up
Sui: Indeed
Phoemeister: because growing up means all conversations you have have to be about taxes or gas prices or your mortgage or painting the baby's room or the new fertilizer you're using
Phoemeister: whenever I get stuck with people who talk about that type of stuff I want to stab my eye with a fork
Phoemeister: jsut so that our discussion will be, "OH MY GOD, YOU JUST STABBED YOURSELF IN THE EYE WITH A FORK"
Phoemeister: instead of, "I need to get a new riding lawnmower."
Sui: hahah