robot sex

Me: it was good talking to you
Mulva: Yes let's have a cyber date soon
Me: rrrrr!
Mulva: cyber meaning online not pretending to make out over IM
Me: I was hoping it involved robot sex
Mulva: Robots, you know just what is topical with me
Mulva: After all this time!
Mulva: I have some new insights into robots
Me: DUDE
Me: tell!
Mulva: i will share them with you later
Mulva: ask me next time i'm around
Mulva: They might not blow your mind, but they may make you go "WowMulva's retarded"
Me: I missed that feeling

neo shit

Sui: You need to rebel against the oppresive regime that holds you down!
Sui: you'll never blossom into to wonder flower of true independent woman hood until you do!
Phoemeister: yeah
Phoemeister: OR
Phoemeister: I could just do what they say
Phoemeister: until eventually they do ALL my thinking for me
Phoemeister: and I never have to use my pesky independent will ever again.
Sui: haha
Suibrom: okay okay.. if you want to be a robot
Phoemeister: robots are cool
Phoemeister: OH!
Phoemeister: wait
Phoemeister: can I be a cyborg? they're even awesomer.
Suibrom: haha
Sui: no sorry
Sui: no cyborgs
Phoemeister: aw
Sui: you have to just be a robot
Phoemeister: robots are still cool
Phoemeister: plus, I would do THE robot all the time
Sui: no claws or laser beams though
Phoemeister: and people'd be like, "how awesome, it's a robot that does THE robot."
Phoemeister: I get a circular saw though, right?
Sui: haha well yeah but you could only do that when your parents let you
Phoemeister: my parents love the robot
Sui: no saws!
Phoemeister: yes saws
Sui: haha
Phoemeister: what if my parents need me to saw things?
Sui: hmm.. nope, too many chances for you to abuse your sawing abilities
Sui: rise up against your creators and all that
Sui: and then we'll have the matrix all over again
Sui: and damnit, neo just got that shit sorted out

rusty ass

Phoemeister: anyway, it sounds like you have experience licking rusty metal asses
Phoemeister: maybe that's how you got strep in the first place
Sui: haha I didn't know you could get strep from rusty metal asses
Sui: those damn robot std's
Phoemeister: LOL
Phoemeister: indeed
Phoemeister: that's your defense to your girlfriend
Phoemeister: "I didn't KNOW you could get strep from rusty metal asses!"
Sui: haha yeah
Sui: the robot tricked me!

overload

Phoemeister: embrace the future
Phoemeister: make love to a robot
Tina: isn't that the same as using a vibrator? :"-p
Phoemeister: I dunno
Phoemeister: I just have that as my wallpaper right now
Phoemeister: with a bunch of real robots
Tina: well that's sorta a robot without an AI
Phoemeister: maybe a robot takes you out to dinner first
Phoemeister: and plys you with compliments and alcohol
Phoemeister: thus making good use of it's AI
Tina: mioght as well date a man if you have to go through all that
Phoemeister: yeah, but what if, like me, no man'll have you?
Phoemeister: also, that is not embracing the future, Tina
Phoemeister: if you continue to your obsolete ways
Phoemeister: the robot overloards will get rid of you
Tina: overlords or overloads? because since your talking about sex with a robot, an overload OR over loading can be bad, real bad
Phoemeister: LOL
Phoemeister: I meant overlord
Phoemeister: but overload probably would be bad
Phoemeister: too