hamburger helper

FACT: Whenever possible, I bring up buddy cops.

Sui: look.. my white trash dinner is getting cold
Phoemeister: what're you having?
Sui: guess!
Phoemeister: velveeta?
Phoemeister: and..... crackers?
Sui: haha velveeta is a good guess
Sui: but no
Phoemeister: well what is it?
Sui: hamburger helper of course
Phoemeister: lol
Phoemeister: I like to imagine the little anthromorphic hand walking around talking to you
Sui: haha
Sui: oh he is
Phoemeister: "Gee, hamburger helper sure is good, Ryan!"
Sui: I should try to make it sound high class
Sui: I Just made a delicious beef pasta with a three cheese sauce
Phoemeister: MMMMMN :P
Phoemeister: you should be in a buddy cop movie with the hamburger helper hand
Sui: haha
Sui: we would fight crime
Sui: and eat hamburger helper
Phoemeister: yeah
Phoemeister: he could be the sane Danny Glover one
Phoemeister: and you could be the crazy mel gibson one
Sui: haha
Phoemeister: He'd be all, "I'm too old for this shit"
Sui: I need to eat some hamburger helper and SAVE MY WIFE
Phoemeister: ROFLMAO
Sui: strange.. that his name is danny glover.. and that guy is kind of like a GLOVE
Phoemeister: it's a CONSPIRACY
Sui: I can totally picture the hamburger helper oven mitt guy smoking a crumpled up cigarette.. 5'clock shadow.. saying "i'm too old for this shit"
Phoemeister: me too
Phoemeister: and I can totally see you living in a trailer on the beach with a rottweiler
Sui: haha
Sui: it probably make me more white trash.. but I like louisana hot sauce on my hamburger helper
Phoemeister: ROFLMAO
Phoemeister: I read the first half of that sentence
Phoemeister: and I thought you were going to say "but I would totally live in a trailer with a rottweiler"
Sui: hahah
Phoemeister: the louisiana hot sauce part was a let down after that

hamburger helper children

Phoemeister: you must secretly be machosistic
Sui: haha that's quite possible
Sui: not secretly, just subconsciously
Sui: that's why I do stupid shit like start liking girls in Russia
Phoemeister: when you already have plenty of crazy right here in the US interupting you during your hamburgerhelperdilla
Sui: I thought that said "hamburgerpedophilia"
Phoemeister: LOL... that too
Phoemeister: no wonder she was so mad
Phoemeister: "I can't believe he's after Hamburger Helper's children again! Can't he leave them alone! Haven't they been through enough?
Sui: hahah
Sui: there father is a glove for christ's sake!
Phoemeister: lol
Phoemeister: "They already got a restraining order! You'll go to jail this time!"
Sui: haha
Phoemeister: I just have this image in my head of little glove children sobbing
Phoemeister: "keep the bad man away from us"
Sui: haha
Sui: i'm gunna put it in every finger
Sui: hole
Phoemeister: oh my god
Phoemeister: I am ashamed to know yhou
Sui: I think you mis-typed "amazed"
Phoemeister: I think I'll put it up there with the time you were like, "I'd do my dead mom's corpse."
Sui: I ddn't say that!
Sui: I said it was sexy
Phoemeister: lol
Sui: and "dead mom's corpse" is redundant
Sui: My grammar is much better than that
Phoemeister: nuh uh
Phoemeister: you could do her ghost
Sui: yeah but if I'm doing her corpse, it's apparent she's dead : P
Phoemeister: These are all things you think about while doing your dead mom and every finger hole of the hamburger helper children
Sui: Sometimes when I'm feeling particularly bad.. I use the hamburger helper children as the condom for when I'm doing my mom's corpse
Sui: Yeah that was a bit much :