hulk smash diet

Me: OH today I saw this book at borders called the fat smash diet
Me: and I was like, "I want a sequel called the hulk smash diet"
Me: and you lose all the weight because you are busy breaking things because you are angry
Ryan: haha
Ryan: that's a good diet
Me: and all the after pictures are all these thin green people
Me: oh and also if you don't have enough anger you can take steroids
Me: then you're ripped AND extra angry
Ryan: I need to get on this diet
Me: haha you're already skinny
Me: I'm th eone who needs to diet :/
Ryan: start smashing things
Me: I have been gaining weight when I moved out because I do the grocery shopping now and there's always stuff I like to eat in my fridge
Me: haha
Ryan: I could smash things for you
Me: and my parents buy me candy to show their love
Me: would that work?
Ryan: we can see!
Ryan: I'll get on that, because I could do with some good smashing
Me: wouldn't it be awesome if you could get people to work out and it made you thinner?
Me: I bet only rich people would do it though
Ryan: haha
Me: although if the hulk smash diet really did work it sounds like you would be more than happy to do the smashing for me
Ryan: this is very true
Ryan: I'm all about destroying things
Ryan: especially in the name of good
Me: haha when I was demonstrating this idea to one of my coworkers I really wanted to rip up a book and throw it on the ground
Me: but I knew I'd have to pay for it
Me: so I ripped up one of our coupons
Ryan: you should have totally done it hulk hogan style and ripped your own shirt off
Me: haha I think that constitutes sexual harassment
Me: although there was this one coworker of mine today who spilled something on himself and was like, "Should I take the shirt off?" and I was like, "yeah, take it ALL off"
Ryan: haha
Me: and then started singing my best approximation of cheezy stripper music
Me: yeah I think I've sexually harassed nearly all of my coworkers both male and female
Ryan: and I'm sure they love it
Me: oh yeah

Me: because I like Ryan
Ryan: Meh, Ryan's overrated
Me: shut the fuck up, Ryan is totally cool
Me: You always make fun of what I like
Ryan: haha I am so cool.. I mock everything you love : P

Me: so do you think there's something wrong with my "network card"?
Ryan: haha no it might just be a network glitch
Ryan: and resetting the card might fix it
Ryan: or maybe the interwebs are down
Ryan: and you did it

yuma hulk

Sui: I'm pretty sure there's a gateway to hell underneath the town or something
Phoemeister: LOL
Phoemeister: I thought it was here
Phoemeister: under *store I work at*
Sui: I don't think we have one of those here
Sui: Just a barne's and noble
Phoemeister: see
Phoemeister: proof that it is not hell
Phoemeister: if there's no *store I work at* it can't be hell
Sui: I dunno
Suibrom: you've never been to Yuma
Phoemeister: well
Phoemeister: it's colder here
Phoemeister: so i guess yours wins
Phoemeister: barely
Sui: I have a feeling that yuma gets hotter than normal gets colder
Phoemeister: I said you win!
Sui: Unfortunately I'm still in yuma, so I don't win :


Sui: you wouldn't like me when I'm mildly annoyed
Phoemeister: lol
Phoemeister: oh dude
Phoemeister: today this customer came in wearing a Hulk tie
Phoemeister: I wanted to marry him
Phoemeister: it was so awesome
Sui: haha
Sui: did you ask him to "hulk out" and show you his "bruce banner" ?
Phoemeister: no, I was just like, 'I guess I can't make you angry."
Sui: haha
Phoemeister: "I don't think I'd like you if you were angry"
Sui: well done : )
Sui: see, I'd have been a dick and if he said "you wouldn't like me when i'm angry" i'd have been like "that's funny, i don't like you now."
Phoemeister: ROFLMAO
Phoemeister: you are a dick
Sui: haha
Phoemeister: but I love it
Sui: I blame the yuma effect
Phoemeister: apparently
Sui: it makes me say not-nice things