me: Jeremy's at D & D tonight
so I'm rubbing my taint all over everything in the house

Ryan: haha
good alternative

Ryan: you should roll dice to see if you critically rub your taint

me: oh
every roll is a crit
when it's Amy taint rubbing time

Ryan: how's the leg doing?

me: it's alright, it doesn't hurt or anything anymore unless I try to do something stupid.... like run after my nephews on easter :P

me: but I am getting my surgery at the end of May and should be permenantly good

Ryan: NIce, I hope it all goes well
Are you getting a robot leg put in?

me: unless the dead person tendon they put into me makes me into a serial killer
oh true!

Ryan: haha, nice. I hope you get the serial killer tendons

me: no :/ but I think dead people tendon is kind of cool

Ryan: we can rebuild her! we can make her more homicidal!
totally, you're like a frankenstein's monster now
built from dead parts

me: I feel like I will still be somewhat bionic... they are rebuilding it, they DO have the technology

Ryan: and HUNGERING FOR REVENGE!
and possibly some mac&cheese

me: dood we had the "we have the technology" thought independantly of each other
haha you know me so well

Ryan: this is truth

me: not even a serial killer tendon can completely kill my love of mac and cheese
but it will definitley increase my thirst for blood

Ryan: you need to combine your two loves, and make some kind of bloody mac & Cheese dish

me: heha "mac & cheese dish" reminds me of Grumpy Old Men

Ryan: haha
good movie

me: Walter Mathau is eating microwave mac and cheese and is telling his son not to let the flies in because "they love my macaroni & cheese dish."
totally I have it way too memorized, as you can see

Ryan: haha I don't recall that specific line, but I recall that scene

me: I hope my tendon lets me watch grumpy old men in between killings still

Ryan: I should watch that movie again, it's been a while

me: it's good stuff. I can't remember if it is one or two

Ryan: I bet it will, I think you can be a serial killer that still have a healthy appreciation of funny movies about old men

me: true
man movies about old guys are the best

Ryan: word
unless they are porn

me: No
those are even better
wrinkly frank & beans EVERYWHERE

Ryan: haha
that's what brooke and I have for dinner on thursday nights

me: you wonder if they're getting a hernia exam because they keep turning their heads and coughing
sexay

Ryan: haha

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Ryan: blame the bunny

me: that son of a bitch

Ryan: seriously, hassenpfeffer for dinner tomorrow
lucky rabbits feet for all your friends!

me: haha aww

Ryan: is that "awww" for the bunny, or because you apparently only have 4 friends?

me: you dick

Ryan: haha

me: it's good to know we have the same abusive dynamic

Ryan: It's cool, I'll just take two

jeremy can have one, and we'll hold on to one until you make a new friend
:D

me: hahaah
you are such an asshole