chop suey

Phoemeister: nitpicking is a fun hobby
Phoemeister: but it sucks if you're wrong
Phoemeister: because then you have to take back like 2 hours of bickering where you're like, "I'm SURE Chop Suey was System of a Down's first hit!"
Sarcasmyst: lol
Sarcasmyst: the internet is a harsh mistress
Phoemeister: it is, my friend. it surely is.

hugh laurie

Phoemeister: today I learned we carry softcore porn
Phoemeister: true story
Sarcasmyst: LOL
Sarcasmyst: softcore porn? Seroiusly?
Sarcasmyst: that's funny
Phoemeister: Yeah. I laughed.
Phoemeister: I had to ask a coworker where "Bikini Beach Babes III" went
Phoemeister: because our porn section is very small compared to our entire DVD selection
Sarcasmyst: lol
Sarcasmyst: wow
Sarcasmyst: what other weird subcategories are there?
Phoemeister: well, there's a theatre category, and then there's a musical category. And there's a category for classical music performances (I can only assume it's a bunch of DVD's of orchestras playing?), and there's a category for westerns, and a category for general fitness but also a category just for Yoga, and there's a sports category, and an educational category that has like 5 DVDs in it, and there's a TV category but then there's a british TV category
Sarcasmyst: ooh, british TV
Phoemeister: yeah. I would buy up that whole category if I could afford it but I can't :P
Phoemeister: TV series on DVD are mad expensive
Sarcasmyst: awww
Phoemeister: yeah
Phoemeister: Someday, though
Phoemeister: someday my pretties
Phoemeister: and by pretties I mean dvd's of british television series
Sarcasmyst: *laghs*
Phoemeister: especially if any have Hugh Laurie. Rawr!
Sarcasmyst: Yay Hugh Laurie!
Phoemeister: hooray for stubble!
Sarcasmyst: heehee
Sarcasmyst: though he doesn't have stubble in anything else
Phoemeister: d'oh
Phoemeister: I shall just have to imagine the stubble while I'm watching
Phoemeister: or petition the british government to have it digitally put in
Sarcasmyst: lol
Phoemeister: That's what the british governement is there for, right?
Sarcasmyst: *laughs* I do not know.
Phoemeister: Maybe that's what the Queen is there for
Phoemeister: what else does she have to do all day?
Sarcasmyst: true, true
Phoemeister: "Dear Queen--no, not the band. Please give Hugh Laurie stubble in all shows he's ever been in, and then give me the resulting DVD's for free because I only make 7 bucks an hour. Thanks."
Sarcasmyst: *laughs* Yay!
Sarcasmyst: Rule Britannia!
Phoemeister: damn straight
Phoemeister: I wish things worked that way
Phoemeister: I'd get a lot more done
Sarcasmyst: *laugh* Jah

jolie

Phoemeister: but you KNOW Angelina Jolie would totally be up for a lesbian affair with a fry cook
Phoemeister: you KNOW she would
Sarcasmyst: *laughs* It's true! It's part of her allure.

za

Sarcasmyst: zauberflote...
Sarcasmyst: I don't know.
Sarcasmyst: it doesn't have enough BITE on the final syllable.
Sarcasmyst: curse words should end in a consonant
Sarcasmyst: not a vowel :P
Phoemeister: well it's a silent e
Phoemeister: it's german, so you can really put the angry emphasis on the flote sylable
Phoemeister: zauberFLOTE
Sarcasmyst: Hmm...
Phoemeister: there's even an umlaut over the o
Sarcasmyst: but it's so LONG
Sarcasmyst: I like the umlaut. :-)
Phoemeister: it's german for magic flute
Phoemeister: come on
Phoemeister: it's the best fake curse word for penis ever
Sarcasmyst: *laughs* dude. that is true.
Phoemeister: see, I always win them over when I bring up the magic flute/penis connection
Sarcasmyst: *laughs* penises for teh win, indeed.