ewan buttcheeks

Sui: I love it when you try to scare your other friends for my amusement
Phoemeister: LOL.. you're welcome. And he'll appreciate it some day because you do*
Sui: of course

which, that comment is based on this conversation I was having and pasting over to him:

Phoe: I love ewan
Suz: i know
Phoe: I want him to have my babies
Phoe: and do the housework
Suz: you want him to do the house work, or the babies?
Phoe: both, man
Phoe: I'll get to laze around
Suz: make him do it naked, then oogle over him
Phoe: Oh, I will
Phoe: and I'll drop things and make him pick them up

*dramatic pause, and about where the major creepiness sets in*

Phoe: with his buttcheeks
Suz: ew
Suz: stuff he picks up might start to smell, unless you have him shower regularly
Phoe: note to self: Make Ewan shower regularly
Suz: with you, or you going to watch?
Suz: broadcast on net, make a fortune
Phoe: BOTH
Phoe: Ewan + Phoe shower porn is where it's at, man
Phoe: YOU'D buy it
Phoe: I know you've always wondered what Ewan looked like nekkid
Suz: I know
Suz: would it be hardcore shower porn, or soft?
Phoe: BOTH
Phoe: I'd think you'd stop asking me either or questions by now