buddy cops!

Suibrom: buddy time?
Suibrom: the training stuff?
Phoemeister: yeah
Suibrom: You should totally go into like a buddy cop movie
Suibrom: and since you're way older than everyone else
Phoemeister: "I'm too old for this shit!"
Suibrom: you can be the danny glover character
Phoemeister: wow, this is weird. The first time you bring up buddy cops and not me
Suibrom: you should end every call you have today with that
Suibrom: "I'm too old for this shit." *clicK*
Suibrom: and your buddy would be like "Come on Amy! We gotta go save My wife/kid/cousin and blow up the bad guys!"
Suibrom: Though in reality, they'd probably just say "what the hell do you think you're doing ending calls like that?"
Suibrom: and you can tell them "I'm too old for this shit"
Phoemeister: haha and punch them in the face
Phoemeister: and scream, "You, (their name), are no Mel Gibson!"
Phoemeister: "You're lucky if you're even Cagney"
Phoemeister: You're definitely not Samuel L Jackson. Yippe ka oh, motherfucker!
Suibrom: You can be Sammy Ell
Suibrom: You need to find your Bruce Willis
Suibrom: and turn this mother into a gay porn flick
Suibrom: where he's all "Oh yeah, we're best buddy cops ever.. let's get it on"
Phoemeister: haha what?
Phoemeister: I dont' remember this
Suibrom: Only it won't be really gay because you're a woman
Suibrom: Dude, I'm trying to get you some action! just GO with it
Suibrom: and hopefully it doesn't have a twist ending like 6th sense, where he's all "Don't cry for me, I'm already dead"
Suibrom: and then I have to make fun of you for your necrophilia
Phoemeister: make fun of me? You'd be proud of me
Suibrom: well yeah
Suibrom: but I'd have all kinds of jokes
Suibrom: I like my coffee like Amy likes her men.. DEAD