that would be terrible

(12:15:53 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: put in my application today
(12:16:02 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: cut down my resume to this job and the last one
(12:16:11 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: and my references are all basically the guys I work with now
(12:16:29 PM) Me: haha I guess they're good ref's :P
(12:16:31 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: probably not
(12:16:37 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: but who knows
(12:16:40 PM) Me: "hey, I know that guy! if he says Ryan is alright, he must be!'
(12:16:43 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: I think my boss said only one other person had put in
(12:16:54 PM) Me: kick that person's ass!
(12:17:49 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: haha
(12:19:18 PM) Me: I should just show up outside that person's house
(12:19:25 PM) Me: slapping a tire iron menacingly against my hand
(12:19:35 PM) Me: give him/her the evil eye
(12:19:37 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: haha what if it's one of the other guys I work with
(12:19:52 PM) Me: haha that you used as a reference?
(12:19:57 PM) Me: that would be awesome
(12:21:30 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: haha yeha probably
(12:22:02 PM) Me: "he used my name as a reference AND stationed this psycho girl to stand outside my door with a tire iron"
(12:22:27 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: haha
(12:22:28 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: win!
(12:23:08 PM) Me: you're a shoo in! You have Amystopheles on your side!
(12:23:31 PM) Me: though, actually, I think you would be an idiot to sell your eternal soul for an IT job
(12:23:44 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: haha I wouldn't sell it, i'd just be friends with you
(12:23:46 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: that's good enough
(12:23:48 PM) Me: okay
(12:23:58 PM) Me: yeah, you do my bidding out in the world
(12:24:05 PM) Me: that's worth at least a promotion
(12:24:23 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: haha thanks
(12:24:28 PM) Me: you're welcome
(12:24:59 PM) Me: now go get Satan a coke
(12:25:10 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: with lots of ice
(12:25:33 PM) Me: yeah it gets pretty hot down here
(12:26:07 PM) Me: man wouldn't it be funny if you went to hell and you were like, "why?" and they're like, "you served satan!" and it turns out you were a waiter and got him a coke?
(12:26:18 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: haha
(12:26:22 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: that would be terrible