gay shoes

(11:40:19 PM) me: those are just gay enough
(11:40:58 PM) me: they're not like flaming gay or anything
(11:41:07 PM) me: just enough to keep girls away, so brooke should be happy
(11:41:14 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: haha
(11:41:17 PM) me: but not gay enough to attract guys to cheat on her with
(11:41:19 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: that's the plan!
(11:41:28 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: I'm maintaining gender ambiguity
(11:41:37 PM) me: haha you should be all, "I did it for you! I got these gay shoes so I could stay faithful!"
(11:41:57 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: "No straight woman would be caught dead sleeping with a man in these shoes"
(11:42:12 PM) Ryanthor Murdoch: the Win to my Wang: "except you, but you get a free pass since we're already engaged"
(11:43:18 PM) me: haha exactly
(11:43:26 PM) me: she's grandfathered in
(11:43:30 PM) me: from before you were gay