Me: My uterus hurts
Me: I should've never had that sex change
Ryan: For the third time: You just need to make up your mind. Or stick to both parts.
Ryan: Then I can tell you to go f yourself and it can be a funny inside joke.
Me: Or I could tell YOU to F yourself and it would be a cool insult.
Ryan: True, because my wang is so long it reaches to my butt.
Me: Maybe you just have a freakishly short taint
Ryan: Haha how would that even work?
Me: You tell me, Tiny Taint
Ryan: God bless us, everyone.
Ryan: That was the real reason for the crutch. Hard to walk with a tiny taint.
Me: hahah you do not even want to know why scrooge has to wear the big hat
Ryan: haha no, I do not.
Me: Neither did I :(
Ryan: Show me on the doll where the scary old man touched you. Also, I may be the doll.
Me: Where is your vag?
Ryan: It's in my butt.
Me: The old man punched me in the ovaries, too
Ryan: Haha crap. This is going to suck for me. How's aunt flo doing these days?
Me: She's actually visiting today :(
Ryan: I figured as much.