Jeremy: I finally finished my book today
need to decide on a new one now
me: hmmm
What about Nights in Rodanthe?
True... I like your HP fandom in that it makes me trust you
Jeremy: I think I should just burn Nights in Rodanthe
no one should be subjected to that crap
me: yay I like fire
Jeremy: yeah sadly Ben said he wants it as he sells books on-line
me: haha aww
Jeremy: so some other poor sap will get the tripe
me: you'll be sad when it turns out to be the next oprah book club book
sad that you gave it away, I mean
it's obviously a masterpiece
Jeremy: if Oprah likes it of course
I'll just have to buy another copy or 10
I love everything by the big O after all and follow her religiously
me: but of course
Jeremy: "must do what Oprah tell me"
"must eat brainzzzzz"
me: (she could be monitoring this discussion; we don't want her to think we are insolent)
I LOVE GOD EMPEROR OPRAH!
Jeremy: ALL HAIL EMPEROR OPRAH, RULER OF MULTIVERSE
me: HOORAY!
Jeremy: that is until I get close enough to kill her and become new ruler
me: shhhh
ixnay on the illingkay
Jeremy: oh right....
wait there's someone at my door
me: SHIT
RUN, JEREMY
RUN
Jeremy: too late
We have taken Jeremy
me: THE OPRAH IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
noooo...
I'm really going to miss making out with that guy
Jeremy: He will be sent to Oprah re-education camp and will come back better then ever
in fact you'll be there with him so don't worry
knock, knock
me: OH GOD
Mission complete, fellow Oprah drone 774
Jeremy: Hello Oprah drone 774, I am #666
me: Have a pleasant day, Oprah drone 666. I trust the weather is clement?
Jeremy: very clement indeed
though I think some more fire would be nice
me: Yes. Yes. Cleansing fire.
Jeremy: indeed, must burn the unbelievers
me: You are correct, Oprah drone 666
Jeremy: yes sweet, sweet fire
me: Delicious.
Jeremy: my precciousss......
me: hahaha
Oprah drone 666, you are quoting Lord of the Rings. That is not an appropriate Oprah club book title.
Jeremy: now it is my little one
me: But that book has imagination. And no black women. How on earth does it qualify?
Jeremy: a little devil told me so
said Oprah bows to him
me: hunh
I will take your word
Jeremy: hmmmm, I appear to be malfunctioning, oh well