Afternoon delight

Phoemeister (10:33:22 PM): oh also I had an ephiphany in the car today
Phoemeister (10:34:22 PM): I was listening to some shitty pop song where this dude was enumerating the nice things his girlfriend does for him
Phoemeister (10:35:31 PM): and I realized I would be a really awesome girlfriend because I would do awesome things for my man, like have sex in the middle of the day for no reason
Phoemeister (10:35:45 PM): but that I would be a really horrible girlfriend, because I would insist on singing afternoon delight the whole time
Suibrom (10:35:53 PM): hahah
Suibrom (10:35:55 PM): dude
Suibrom (10:35:58 PM): it would be worth it
Suibrom (10:36:29 PM): guys don't care what's going in their ears while their dongs are going into something pleasant
Phoemeister (10:37:27 PM): hahah thanks
Phoemeister (10:37:34 PM): I'll keep that in mind
Suibrom (10:38:26 PM): I mean.. except maybe ice picks or hot pokers
Suibrom (10:38:34 PM): but they probably wouldn't even notice until it was too late
Phoemeister (10:39:26 PM): muahahaha
Phoemeister (10:39:43 PM): little did Ryan know, but he had just created the hot-poker-ear serial killer
Suibrom (10:39:56 PM): haha
Suibrom (10:39:59 PM): you already are
Suibrom (10:40:04 PM): what with your ear-fucking
Suibrom (10:40:11 PM): you just call it "The hot poker"
Phoemeister (10:40:19 PM): nah, dudes fuck my ear
Phoemeister (10:40:39 PM): it makes small men feel big
Phoemeister (10:40:50 PM): even though I insist on singing afternoon delight the whole time
Suibrom (10:40:58 PM): haha
Phoemeister (10:41:25 PM): it's the circle of life, Ryan
Suibrom (10:41:44 PM): thanks elton