RYAN HAS A BOOB

Phoemeister (10:30:14 PM): I got my case for my MP3 player
Phoemeister (10:30:16 PM): it's tiny
Suibrom (10:30:36 PM): the mp3 player is pretty small
Suibrom (10:30:45 PM): like I said, definitely more portable than a cd player
Phoemeister (10:31:08 PM): mmm, I never had trouble taking my cd player places before though
Suibrom (10:31:26 PM): yeah but I mean like.. in your pocket portable
Phoemeister (10:31:41 PM): haha I guess. I can't fit any more stuff in my pockets though
Phoemeister (10:31:52 PM): especially since shit constantly falls out of them
Phoemeister (10:32:21 PM): this case has like a waistband clip or whatever though. So even though it's gay, I could conceivably use that
Suibrom (10:34:53 PM): hm, but youcould put it in a jacket or hoody pocket
Suibrom (10:34:59 PM): which you couldn't do with a cd player
Phoemeister (10:35:27 PM): which actually things fall out of those pockets even more, because they actually ARE huge enough for a cd player
Phoemeister (10:35:44 PM): seriously, I used to keep ginormous brick batteries for tv cameras in my hoodie pockets
Phoemeister (10:35:51 PM): they're ginormous and things fall out constantly
Suibrom (10:36:02 PM): haha
Suibrom (10:36:05 PM): okay
Suibrom (10:36:11 PM): so time to carry a fanny pack
Phoemeister (10:36:27 PM): haha there were veteran photographers who had fanny packs
Phoemeister (10:36:40 PM): I also have my hands to carry stuff with
Suibrom (10:36:55 PM): hands schmands
Suibrom (10:37:00 PM): what if you need to use your hands
Phoemeister (10:37:39 PM): haha this reminds me of an episode of Hom Movies
Phoemeister (10:37:50 PM): where Coach McGuirk gets these crazy huge pecs that look like boobs
Suibrom (10:37:53 PM): haha
Phoemeister (10:38:02 PM): and he is trying to convince everyone that the pecs are so useful
Phoemeister (10:38:12 PM): so he pours food on them and eats off of them
Phoemeister (10:38:22 PM): and brendan's like, "You could just use your hands, you know"
Phoemeister (10:38:32 PM): and he's like,"yeah but this frees up my hands for whatever they want to do"
Suibrom (10:38:37 PM): haha that's right
Suibrom (10:38:41 PM): it's a good argument
Suibrom (10:38:47 PM): I should look into humungous pecs
Phoemeister (10:38:50 PM): and Brendan's like, "okay so you spend 8 hours in a gym every day so you don't have to use your hands when you eat"
Phoemeister (10:39:09 PM): be careful. McGuirk tried to lift too much with his and they popped like balloons
Phoemeister (10:39:17 PM): and he had to put his big saggy boobs in a bra
Phoemeister (10:39:22 PM): filled with ice
Suibrom (10:39:24 PM): haha
Suibrom (10:39:27 PM): I'm gonna go out on a limb here
Suibrom (10:39:38 PM): and say that muscles don't pop like balloons
Phoemeister (10:39:50 PM): well it is a cartoon
Suibrom (10:40:06 PM): fucking cartoons!
Suibrom (10:40:08 PM): where's the reality?!
Phoemeister (10:40:22 PM): I put my wang in your mom's reality
Suibrom (10:40:42 PM): brendon looks like a totally real kid.. I expect the rest of the show to stand up to that kind of realism
Phoemeister (10:40:49 PM): haha
Phoemeister (10:40:55 PM): like how they don't have sleeves
Phoemeister (10:41:01 PM): and their hands are the color of their outfit
Suibrom (10:41:04 PM): they all wear jumpers
Suibrom (10:41:05 PM): always
Suibrom (10:41:10 PM): just in case they need to go into space
Phoemeister (10:41:17 PM): hahaha
Phoemeister (10:42:14 PM): I love how you'll rationalize that but not the pecs
Phoemeister (10:44:38 PM): PS coach mcGuirk's boobs were named "big rig" and "jesse"
Suibrom (10:44:43 PM): haha
Suibrom (10:44:53 PM): I would totally name one of my boobs "big rig"
Phoemeister (10:45:08 PM): see you need to work out and get some pecs
Suibrom (10:45:19 PM): I already got a boob
Phoemeister (10:45:25 PM): just one?
Suibrom (10:45:33 PM): yup
Phoemeister (10:45:56 PM): how does that work?
Suibrom (10:46:00 PM): haha magic I guess
Suibrom (10:46:06 PM): I believe it gives me psychic powers
Suibrom (10:46:19 PM): man we've totally talked about this before
Phoemeister (10:48:11 PM): we have?
Phoemeister (10:48:15 PM): I don't remember this at all
Phoemeister (10:49:55 PM): so re explain it to me
Suibrom (10:50:10 PM): I have some brest tissue in my right breast
Suibrom (10:50:16 PM): like.. woman breast tissue
Suibrom (10:50:28 PM): freaked me out growing up because I was like "OH GOD I HAVE BOOB CANCER"
Suibrom (10:50:38 PM): and then the doctor was like "no it's okay, you just have part of a boob"
Phoemeister (10:50:50 PM): hahaha
Phoemeister (10:50:52 PM): what?
Phoemeister (10:50:55 PM): I would remember this
Phoemeister (10:51:00 PM): why are you part woman?
Suibrom (10:51:02 PM): haha
Suibrom (10:51:13 PM): I dunno! It's apparently pretty normal
Suibrom (10:51:16 PM): so the doctor says
Suibrom (10:51:39 PM): something about less more estrogen or.. less testosterone or something
Phoemeister (10:52:01 PM): or how you're a woman?
Phoemeister (10:52:07 PM): wow that sounds gross
Phoemeister (10:52:09 PM): does it stick out?
Suibrom (10:52:13 PM): not really no
Suibrom (10:52:19 PM): it looks like the other one
Phoemeister (10:52:21 PM): how do you know youhave it?
Suibrom (10:52:30 PM): because there's like a lump in my boob
Phoemeister (10:52:55 PM): wow
Phoemeister (10:53:00 PM): no you never told me
Phoemeister (10:53:02 PM): I'd remember this
Suibrom (10:53:07 PM): haha "because we can't be friends now"
Phoemeister (10:53:19 PM): exactly

Then I signed out to give the joke a little more punch.
When I came back:

Suibrom (10:53:29 PM): haha you're a dick!
Phoemeister (10:53:36 PM): you loved it
Phoemeister (10:53:42 PM): it made you laugh
Phoemeister (10:53:44 PM): it was funny
Suibrom (10:53:44 PM): haha I did
Suibrom (10:53:49 PM): and for a brief second
Phoemeister (10:53:52 PM): it made your boob tingle a little
Suibrom (10:53:54 PM): I thought you were serious
Suibrom (10:53:58 PM): but then I was like "haha amy's a dick!"
Phoemeister (10:54:00 PM): haha for reals?
Phoemeister (10:54:02 PM): I'm sorry
Phoemeister (10:54:13 PM): I thought you'd know I was joking
Suibrom (10:54:16 PM): haha it's okay, it was just a brief second
Phoemeister (10:55:07 PM): phew