neo shit

Sui: You need to rebel against the oppresive regime that holds you down!
Sui: you'll never blossom into to wonder flower of true independent woman hood until you do!
Phoemeister: yeah
Phoemeister: OR
Phoemeister: I could just do what they say
Phoemeister: until eventually they do ALL my thinking for me
Phoemeister: and I never have to use my pesky independent will ever again.
Sui: haha
Suibrom: okay okay.. if you want to be a robot
Phoemeister: robots are cool
Phoemeister: OH!
Phoemeister: wait
Phoemeister: can I be a cyborg? they're even awesomer.
Suibrom: haha
Sui: no sorry
Sui: no cyborgs
Phoemeister: aw
Sui: you have to just be a robot
Phoemeister: robots are still cool
Phoemeister: plus, I would do THE robot all the time
Sui: no claws or laser beams though
Phoemeister: and people'd be like, "how awesome, it's a robot that does THE robot."
Phoemeister: I get a circular saw though, right?
Sui: haha well yeah but you could only do that when your parents let you
Phoemeister: my parents love the robot
Sui: no saws!
Phoemeister: yes saws
Sui: haha
Phoemeister: what if my parents need me to saw things?
Sui: hmm.. nope, too many chances for you to abuse your sawing abilities
Sui: rise up against your creators and all that
Sui: and then we'll have the matrix all over again
Sui: and damnit, neo just got that shit sorted out