health teacher

Phoemeister: it was alright. work went by pretty fast
Phoemeister: my 8th grade health teacher came in again
Phoemeister: she isn't a bad person but I've grown to hate her as a representative of ALL old aquaintances I come into contact with way too often now that I work retail
Sui: I bet it would be bad customer service to stab people like that though ?
Sui: erm : Phoemeister: lol
Sui: "Would you like to hear about some of our promotions on BEING STABBED?"
Phoemeister: lol
Sui: It's a fantastic new program we have here
Phoemeister: I have a coworker who's always asking me if he can stab me in the neck with a pen
Phoemeister: I should pay that spirit forward to the customers.
Sui: You pay 14.99 a month, and I get to stab you whenever I want
Sui: haha
Phoemeister: LOL
Sui: Have you ever answered yes?
Phoemeister: every single time
Sui: haha
Phoemeister: he's not actually done it yet
Sui: Well that's good at least
Phoemeister: I think he's saving up so he can stab me a whole bunch all at once.