Me: also I'm reading a book about gay trolls
Mike: well thats certainly interesting
Mike: im reading dune
Me: mine wins
Friday, June 8, 2007
Sunday, June 3, 2007
mike, mike, mike
Dr4g0nR3b0rn: omg, floated on the salt river today
Phoemeister: god, mike
Phoemeister: you're going to go blind
Dr4g0nR3b0rn: yeah, it did make my eyes wacky for a while
Phoemeister: seriously, what is the salt river, aside from an awesome euphemism for a lot of semen?
Dr4g0nR3b0rn: ah, ther is a river near here
Dr4g0nR3b0rn: it was pretty badass
Dr4g0nR3b0rn: tubing down it
Phoemeister: "tubing down it" still doesn't dissuade me from the notion that this is an elaborate reference to you jacking off
Dr4g0nR3b0rn: maybe you just like to think of me in a constant masturbatory state
Dr4g0nR3b0rn: don't .... don't fight it. just go with it
Dr4g0nR3b0rn: next time im laying on my back jacking off into my face i'll record it for you
Phoemeister: haha
Phoemeister: I'll send it into america's funniest home videos
A comment from Ryan RE: the above conver:
Suibrom: bob saget would love that shit
Phoemeister: god, mike
Phoemeister: you're going to go blind
Dr4g0nR3b0rn: yeah, it did make my eyes wacky for a while
Phoemeister: seriously, what is the salt river, aside from an awesome euphemism for a lot of semen?
Dr4g0nR3b0rn: ah, ther is a river near here
Dr4g0nR3b0rn: it was pretty badass
Dr4g0nR3b0rn: tubing down it
Phoemeister: "tubing down it" still doesn't dissuade me from the notion that this is an elaborate reference to you jacking off
Dr4g0nR3b0rn: maybe you just like to think of me in a constant masturbatory state
Dr4g0nR3b0rn: don't .... don't fight it. just go with it
Dr4g0nR3b0rn: next time im laying on my back jacking off into my face i'll record it for you
Phoemeister: haha
Phoemeister: I'll send it into america's funniest home videos
A comment from Ryan RE: the above conver:
Suibrom: bob saget would love that shit
drunkeness rating
Ryan: how drunk was he?
Me: he acted more sober than the guy who spilled beer on me, the guy getting handsy with wendi, the man I entrusted my friend's life to, the drug dealer of the man I entrusted my friend's life to
Mer: but drunker than wendi and I
Me: he acted more sober than the guy who spilled beer on me, the guy getting handsy with wendi, the man I entrusted my friend's life to, the drug dealer of the man I entrusted my friend's life to
Mer: but drunker than wendi and I
Saturday, June 2, 2007
meth
Phoemeister: snap
Phoemeister: way to grind that salt right into the injury :P
Stiverson8: your tears taste sweet
Phoemeister: I ate a lot of garlic
Phoemeister: it gets excreted out my tears
Stiverson8: that wouldn't make your tears sweet
Phoemeister: um
Phoemeister: by "garlic"
Phoemeister: I meant "candy"
Stiverson8: and by "candy" you mean "crystal meth amphetamine"
Phoemeister: and by "crystal meth amphetamine"
Phoemeister: I mean "awesome"
Stiverson8: I see no valid connection
Phoemeister: what, meth isn't awesome?
Stiverson8: you lose
Stiverson8: $10
Stiverson8: or you know what...
Stiverson8: go make those into euros for me
gay bar!
Me: okay, should I or should I not message someone I want to like me with "I got something to put in you at the gay bar! Gay bar!"
Ryan: hahah
Ryan: you totally should
Me: awww, perhaps this person knew I was going to say that
Me: he left before I could message him about gay bar fun
Ryan: you could say "I wanna take you to a GAY BAR! GAY BAR!"
Ryan: and then when they go "uh what?"
Ryan: you can be like "LET"S START A WAR"
Me: wouldn't it be awesome if for a day I could only say lines from Electric Six songs?
Me: like someone calls up about a claim
Ryan: I have a feeling.. that might not work out well
Me: and I'm like, "GAY BAR GAY BAR"
Ryan: what would be even more awesome
Ryan: is if someone called up for a claim
Ryan: about a fire at the taco bell
Me: ROFLMAO
Me: and I'd be like, "ITS MY DESIRE"
Ryan: hahahah
Ryan: yeaih I was just going to say that
Ryan: hahah
Ryan: you totally should
Me: awww, perhaps this person knew I was going to say that
Me: he left before I could message him about gay bar fun
Ryan: you could say "I wanna take you to a GAY BAR! GAY BAR!"
Ryan: and then when they go "uh what?"
Ryan: you can be like "LET"S START A WAR"
Me: wouldn't it be awesome if for a day I could only say lines from Electric Six songs?
Me: like someone calls up about a claim
Ryan: I have a feeling.. that might not work out well
Me: and I'm like, "GAY BAR GAY BAR"
Ryan: what would be even more awesome
Ryan: is if someone called up for a claim
Ryan: about a fire at the taco bell
Me: ROFLMAO
Me: and I'd be like, "ITS MY DESIRE"
Ryan: hahahah
Ryan: yeaih I was just going to say that
Friday, June 1, 2007
buddy cops!
Suibrom: buddy time?
Suibrom: the training stuff?
Phoemeister: yeah
Suibrom: You should totally go into like a buddy cop movie
Suibrom: and since you're way older than everyone else
Phoemeister: "I'm too old for this shit!"
Suibrom: you can be the danny glover character
Phoemeister: wow, this is weird. The first time you bring up buddy cops and not me
Suibrom: you should end every call you have today with that
Suibrom: "I'm too old for this shit." *clicK*
Suibrom: and your buddy would be like "Come on Amy! We gotta go save My wife/kid/cousin and blow up the bad guys!"
Suibrom: Though in reality, they'd probably just say "what the hell do you think you're doing ending calls like that?"
Suibrom: and you can tell them "I'm too old for this shit"
Phoemeister: haha and punch them in the face
Phoemeister: and scream, "You, (their name), are no Mel Gibson!"
Phoemeister: "You're lucky if you're even Cagney"
Phoemeister: You're definitely not Samuel L Jackson. Yippe ka oh, motherfucker!
Suibrom: You can be Sammy Ell
Suibrom: You need to find your Bruce Willis
Suibrom: and turn this mother into a gay porn flick
Suibrom: where he's all "Oh yeah, we're best buddy cops ever.. let's get it on"
Phoemeister: haha what?
Phoemeister: I dont' remember this
Suibrom: Only it won't be really gay because you're a woman
Suibrom: Dude, I'm trying to get you some action! just GO with it
Suibrom: and hopefully it doesn't have a twist ending like 6th sense, where he's all "Don't cry for me, I'm already dead"
Suibrom: and then I have to make fun of you for your necrophilia
Phoemeister: make fun of me? You'd be proud of me
Suibrom: well yeah
Suibrom: but I'd have all kinds of jokes
Suibrom: I like my coffee like Amy likes her men.. DEAD
Suibrom: the training stuff?
Phoemeister: yeah
Suibrom: You should totally go into like a buddy cop movie
Suibrom: and since you're way older than everyone else
Phoemeister: "I'm too old for this shit!"
Suibrom: you can be the danny glover character
Phoemeister: wow, this is weird. The first time you bring up buddy cops and not me
Suibrom: you should end every call you have today with that
Suibrom: "I'm too old for this shit." *clicK*
Suibrom: and your buddy would be like "Come on Amy! We gotta go save My wife/kid/cousin and blow up the bad guys!"
Suibrom: Though in reality, they'd probably just say "what the hell do you think you're doing ending calls like that?"
Suibrom: and you can tell them "I'm too old for this shit"
Phoemeister: haha and punch them in the face
Phoemeister: and scream, "You, (their name), are no Mel Gibson!"
Phoemeister: "You're lucky if you're even Cagney"
Phoemeister: You're definitely not Samuel L Jackson. Yippe ka oh, motherfucker!
Suibrom: You can be Sammy Ell
Suibrom: You need to find your Bruce Willis
Suibrom: and turn this mother into a gay porn flick
Suibrom: where he's all "Oh yeah, we're best buddy cops ever.. let's get it on"
Phoemeister: haha what?
Phoemeister: I dont' remember this
Suibrom: Only it won't be really gay because you're a woman
Suibrom: Dude, I'm trying to get you some action! just GO with it
Suibrom: and hopefully it doesn't have a twist ending like 6th sense, where he's all "Don't cry for me, I'm already dead"
Suibrom: and then I have to make fun of you for your necrophilia
Phoemeister: make fun of me? You'd be proud of me
Suibrom: well yeah
Suibrom: but I'd have all kinds of jokes
Suibrom: I like my coffee like Amy likes her men.. DEAD
ghetto talk
Phoemeister: Man I need a friend who lives near me who has great ideas about things to do
Phoemeister: and is willing to do really stupid shit
Suibrom: I suck at that, but I would tag along for said things
Phoemeister: aww
Phoemeister: thank you
Suibrom: haha of course : )
Suibrom: I'm all for crazy stupid things
Suibrom: as long as they're fun
Phoemeister: man even doing nothing is better with someone else
Suibrom: So true
Phoemeister: well like humping murals in chicago is the kind of shit I was thinking about
Suibrom: haha
Suibrom: see, I'm all about that
Suibrom: I might not be able sit there and go "let's go hump things!"
Suibrom: but I would totally be down with walking around and being like "let's hum that!"
Suibrom: hump that
Suibrom: rather
Phoemeister: haha nice
Phoemeister: see, yeah. All the time I get these asinine ideas of things to do and I keep them to myself because I don't think anyone else would want to do them
Phoemeister: like dress up in a prom dress and go to mcdonalds
Suibrom: "let's drive to chicago and jump off the sear's tower!"
Phoemeister: or drink in the walgreen's parking lot
Suibrom: hahah
Phoemeister: haha
Suibrom: I've been there man!
Phoemeister: mcdonalds in prom dress?
Suibrom: I hung out with a bunch of people drinking in a Food City parking lot
Phoemeister: haha is it fun?
Suibrom: and it was hilarious having my friend Erin, who's like a 5-foot-nothing girl calling mike a PUSSY because he can't drink vodka straight like she can
Phoemeister: HAHAH
Phoemeister: nice
Suibrom: But she cheats since she's been living in eastern europe for like.. 5 years or something
Phoemeister: man I'd love to learn drinking straight vodka and pwn him even worse because I'm not a drinker
Phoemeister: haha
Suibrom: And then of course my friend caleb pointing at people and using the forbidden curses from harry potter
Suibrom: CRUCIO!
Phoemeister: LOL
Phoemeister: see!
Phoemeister: this is good times that I need to have!
Suibrom: haha yeah
Phoemeister: but no one I know would be up for it
Suibrom: this is good times that can only be had in a nothing-to-do small town like Yuma
Suibrom: Move to Yuma!
Phoemeister: well that's how BN is!
Suibrom: we'd do crazy stuff all the time
Phoemeister: there is NOTHING to do here yet people refuse to make their own fun or let other people suggest weird things!
Suibrom: The only other options here are 1) go to mexico to get drunk 2) go to mexico to dance clubs to get drunk or 3) go to mexico to get drunk and sleep with a trans-gendered prostitute
Suibrom: I think we need to find some way.. to put our conversations on the gwasas blog in REAL TIME
Suibrom: so people can always see what amy and ryan are talking about
Phoemeister: haha that would be sweet
Phoemeister: it would suck though if we had any like deeply personal convers
Suibrom: If I was less of a crappy programmer, I could probably do it
Phoemeister: hah I'm even worse
Phoemeister: I flunked out of a computer science minor
Suibrom: haha
Suibrom: I stopped going to my programming classes when I decided I hated computer programmers and programming professors
Suibrom: There's a way to export the aim conversation to a file.. and it's already an html
Suibrom: it wouldn't be too hard to just have it to dhat after every line
Suibrom: and then upload that file somewhere
Suibrom: it would be kind of like it's real time
Phoemeister: ooooooh
Suibrom: you'd just have to make usre the browser was set to auto-reload itself like.. every second
Phoemeister: I kept going, but fucking up my programs because I was stupid
Suibrom: I mean, that would be the getto way to do it
Suibrom: ghetto
Phoemeister: haha we're ghetto
Phoemeister: so it works
Phoemeister: Amy & Ryan's Ghetto Talk
Suibrom: haha
Suibrom: Ghetto Talk, with Amy and Ryan
Phoemeister: evs
Suibrom: you need to put up more though
Suibrom: because I'm done reading all the old ones :X
Phoemeister: and is willing to do really stupid shit
Suibrom: I suck at that, but I would tag along for said things
Phoemeister: aww
Phoemeister: thank you
Suibrom: haha of course : )
Suibrom: I'm all for crazy stupid things
Suibrom: as long as they're fun
Phoemeister: man even doing nothing is better with someone else
Suibrom: So true
Phoemeister: well like humping murals in chicago is the kind of shit I was thinking about
Suibrom: haha
Suibrom: see, I'm all about that
Suibrom: I might not be able sit there and go "let's go hump things!"
Suibrom: but I would totally be down with walking around and being like "let's hum that!"
Suibrom: hump that
Suibrom: rather
Phoemeister: haha nice
Phoemeister: see, yeah. All the time I get these asinine ideas of things to do and I keep them to myself because I don't think anyone else would want to do them
Phoemeister: like dress up in a prom dress and go to mcdonalds
Suibrom: "let's drive to chicago and jump off the sear's tower!"
Phoemeister: or drink in the walgreen's parking lot
Suibrom: hahah
Phoemeister: haha
Suibrom: I've been there man!
Phoemeister: mcdonalds in prom dress?
Suibrom: I hung out with a bunch of people drinking in a Food City parking lot
Phoemeister: haha is it fun?
Suibrom: and it was hilarious having my friend Erin, who's like a 5-foot-nothing girl calling mike a PUSSY because he can't drink vodka straight like she can
Phoemeister: HAHAH
Phoemeister: nice
Suibrom: But she cheats since she's been living in eastern europe for like.. 5 years or something
Phoemeister: man I'd love to learn drinking straight vodka and pwn him even worse because I'm not a drinker
Phoemeister: haha
Suibrom: And then of course my friend caleb pointing at people and using the forbidden curses from harry potter
Suibrom: CRUCIO!
Phoemeister: LOL
Phoemeister: see!
Phoemeister: this is good times that I need to have!
Suibrom: haha yeah
Phoemeister: but no one I know would be up for it
Suibrom: this is good times that can only be had in a nothing-to-do small town like Yuma
Suibrom: Move to Yuma!
Phoemeister: well that's how BN is!
Suibrom: we'd do crazy stuff all the time
Phoemeister: there is NOTHING to do here yet people refuse to make their own fun or let other people suggest weird things!
Suibrom: The only other options here are 1) go to mexico to get drunk 2) go to mexico to dance clubs to get drunk or 3) go to mexico to get drunk and sleep with a trans-gendered prostitute
Suibrom: I think we need to find some way.. to put our conversations on the gwasas blog in REAL TIME
Suibrom: so people can always see what amy and ryan are talking about
Phoemeister: haha that would be sweet
Phoemeister: it would suck though if we had any like deeply personal convers
Suibrom: If I was less of a crappy programmer, I could probably do it
Phoemeister: hah I'm even worse
Phoemeister: I flunked out of a computer science minor
Suibrom: haha
Suibrom: I stopped going to my programming classes when I decided I hated computer programmers and programming professors
Suibrom: There's a way to export the aim conversation to a file.. and it's already an html
Suibrom: it wouldn't be too hard to just have it to dhat after every line
Suibrom: and then upload that file somewhere
Suibrom: it would be kind of like it's real time
Phoemeister: ooooooh
Suibrom: you'd just have to make usre the browser was set to auto-reload itself like.. every second
Phoemeister: I kept going, but fucking up my programs because I was stupid
Suibrom: I mean, that would be the getto way to do it
Suibrom: ghetto
Phoemeister: haha we're ghetto
Phoemeister: so it works
Phoemeister: Amy & Ryan's Ghetto Talk
Suibrom: haha
Suibrom: Ghetto Talk, with Amy and Ryan
Phoemeister: evs
Suibrom: you need to put up more though
Suibrom: because I'm done reading all the old ones :X
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