Ryan: Holy crap
Ryan: you put them on a blog!
Ryan: You are freakin' awesome
Me: haha thanks
Me: I was very tired by the end
Ryan: Haha I can imagine
Ryan: this is awesome
Ryan: I am Ryan, and I approve of this message
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
time for sleep
Ryan: I found that if I just comb the sides of my hair
Ryan: it looks like I have a mullet
Ryan: and I had to take a picture
Me: "looks"
Ryan: haha
Me: you have a mullet and you're in denial
Me: no I was pretty annoyed, like some people left early, and they were all the people sitting by me
Me: so I was like left by myself
Me: but I was still sitting by Explosion
Me: and I was complaining about it to him
Me: and the friend of his said, "you're like an island out there"
Me: and I was like, "more of a peninsula, i still have Explosion"
Me: then I turned to Explosion and said, "you're my isthmus, buddy!"
Ryan: hahah
Me: see I can make clean weird jokes too'
Me: which is why I don't understand why none of the people at my new job like my clean jokes
Ryan: because they have no personalities
Ryan: That's part of the security procedure of walking through the doors
Ryan: All personality is removed
Me: how come they missed mine?
Ryan: well they fucked up your security badge didn't they?
Me: hahahah
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the man who never returned
Ryan: It sounds like you work in some top secret government facility
Ryan: with crazy hallway mazes and security cards
Me: haha jesus I feel like it sometimes
Me: I spent another 10 minutes wandering around trying to find the right room on the way in today
Ryan: haha
Me: and every time I go through that revolving door I expect it to stop me and trap me
Ryan: maybe it will help your sense of direction
Ryan: haha
Me: haha or completely kill it so badly that I'm left wandering the cubes of the office forever
Me: like that one Kingston Trio song about the man who gets stuck on the train forever cause he doesn't have the money to get off
Me: and his stupid wife brings him sandwiches every day instead of a nickel
Ryan: haha
Ryan: only your stupid wife will bring you tuna helper
Me: LOL
Me: you're a great friend
Ryan: Haha
Ryan: I try
Me: Dang, I gotta find a lesbian who makes tuna helper now
Ryan: haha you totally should
Ryan: it looks like I have a mullet
Ryan: and I had to take a picture
Me: "looks"
Ryan: haha
Me: you have a mullet and you're in denial
Me: no I was pretty annoyed, like some people left early, and they were all the people sitting by me
Me: so I was like left by myself
Me: but I was still sitting by Explosion
Me: and I was complaining about it to him
Me: and the friend of his said, "you're like an island out there"
Me: and I was like, "more of a peninsula, i still have Explosion"
Me: then I turned to Explosion and said, "you're my isthmus, buddy!"
Ryan: hahah
Me: see I can make clean weird jokes too'
Me: which is why I don't understand why none of the people at my new job like my clean jokes
Ryan: because they have no personalities
Ryan: That's part of the security procedure of walking through the doors
Ryan: All personality is removed
Me: how come they missed mine?
Ryan: well they fucked up your security badge didn't they?
Me: hahahah
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise. 12:34 PM 0 comments
the man who never returned
Ryan: It sounds like you work in some top secret government facility
Ryan: with crazy hallway mazes and security cards
Me: haha jesus I feel like it sometimes
Me: I spent another 10 minutes wandering around trying to find the right room on the way in today
Ryan: haha
Me: and every time I go through that revolving door I expect it to stop me and trap me
Ryan: maybe it will help your sense of direction
Ryan: haha
Me: haha or completely kill it so badly that I'm left wandering the cubes of the office forever
Me: like that one Kingston Trio song about the man who gets stuck on the train forever cause he doesn't have the money to get off
Me: and his stupid wife brings him sandwiches every day instead of a nickel
Ryan: haha
Ryan: only your stupid wife will bring you tuna helper
Me: LOL
Me: you're a great friend
Ryan: Haha
Ryan: I try
Me: Dang, I gotta find a lesbian who makes tuna helper now
Ryan: haha you totally should
gwasas
Me: that made the blog
Ryan: haha woo
Ryan: I am blogworthy
Ryan: then again, you should just rename your blog "Things Ryan and I say to each other"
Ryan: Since that's like.. 90% of its content
Me: haha god I know
Me: especially since I got unemployed
Me: I thought of starting up a separate one for my aim convers once but I got lazy
Ryan: We could cleverly reorganize words to avoid copyright infringement and call it "Girl with a stick, and Sliver"
Me: LOL
Ryan: gwasas.com
Me: GWASAS
Me: haha
Ryan: :D
Me: great minds
Ryan: haha woo
Ryan: I am blogworthy
Ryan: then again, you should just rename your blog "Things Ryan and I say to each other"
Ryan: Since that's like.. 90% of its content
Me: haha god I know
Me: especially since I got unemployed
Me: I thought of starting up a separate one for my aim convers once but I got lazy
Ryan: We could cleverly reorganize words to avoid copyright infringement and call it "Girl with a stick, and Sliver"
Me: LOL
Ryan: gwasas.com
Me: GWASAS
Me: haha
Ryan: :D
Me: great minds
saving throws
Ryan: Your mother was a hampster
Me: well since no such thing as a "hampster" exists
Me: I must not exist either
Ryan: it's true
Ryan: *poof*
Me: I'm a figment of your imagination
Me: I'm actually you
Me: and I've been starting up terrorist organizations
Me: I call them "fight clubs"
Me: you wish you could fight like me, dress like me, fuck like me, BE ME
Ryan: haha
Ryan: you mean, badly, badly, and not at all?
Ryan: Oo.. burn
Me: haha
Me: yeah
Me: it made me laugh though
Me: so I don't hate you as much as I would otherwise
Ryan: hahah woo!
Ryan: I get -1 to hate from Phoe for being awesome
Me: haha
Me: the D & D like assement of how much you make me not hate you also makes me laugh
Me: so -2
Ryan: haha awesome
Ryab: I get all kinds of saving throws against Phoe hate
Me: haha you do
Me: seriously if a regular person said that
Me: I would stab him
Me: if AC said that I'd stab her and then poop in the stab hole and then shoot her and fuck the brain hole
Ryan: haha
Ryan: nice
Me: but you say it and I'm like, "I should be mad but I'm not."
Ryan: The truth hurts, but in a funny way, kind of like an old man getting hit in the balls with a football
Me: well since no such thing as a "hampster" exists
Me: I must not exist either
Ryan: it's true
Ryan: *poof*
Me: I'm a figment of your imagination
Me: I'm actually you
Me: and I've been starting up terrorist organizations
Me: I call them "fight clubs"
Me: you wish you could fight like me, dress like me, fuck like me, BE ME
Ryan: haha
Ryan: you mean, badly, badly, and not at all?
Ryan: Oo.. burn
Me: haha
Me: yeah
Me: it made me laugh though
Me: so I don't hate you as much as I would otherwise
Ryan: hahah woo!
Ryan: I get -1 to hate from Phoe for being awesome
Me: haha
Me: the D & D like assement of how much you make me not hate you also makes me laugh
Me: so -2
Ryan: haha awesome
Ryab: I get all kinds of saving throws against Phoe hate
Me: haha you do
Me: seriously if a regular person said that
Me: I would stab him
Me: if AC said that I'd stab her and then poop in the stab hole and then shoot her and fuck the brain hole
Ryan: haha
Ryan: nice
Me: but you say it and I'm like, "I should be mad but I'm not."
Ryan: The truth hurts, but in a funny way, kind of like an old man getting hit in the balls with a football
zombie wang
Me: Viking movie? Two thumbs dooooooooooooown
Me: actually it's not that horrible
Me: but I wouldn't pay for it
Ryan: yeah that's kind of how it looked
Me: haha the main guy is the angry mullet guy from Chronicles of Riddick
Ryan: haha nice
Ryan: I thought he looked familiar
Me: and he seems less angry, although you'd think he'd be more angry as vikings killed his whole village
Me: but it's definitely him
Me: he was strangely girly in this despite all the killing he did
Me: (link) doesn't that look kind of gay?
Ryan: haha just a little
Ryan: too much makeup
Me: I was like, "I believe you as an angry assasin, an angry mullet guy, but you seem kind of like a sad angry viking/native american adoptee"
Me: I kept expecting him to just scream, "leave me alone!" and go home and listen to dashboard confessional
Ryan: haha
Ryan: go cry some more!
Me: oh also he was shirtless about half the time
Ryan: well of course
Me: which, he really does not have the body for that
Ryan: they should have gottne one of the guys from 300 to do it
Me: haha, yeah, that was like, distractingly defined abs
Me: whereas this was distractingly flabby abs
Me: I demand a happy medium!
Ryan: haha
Me: I guess my favorite is when they wear shirts and I don't have to care
Ryan: they should just not wear pants
Ryan: solves the whole problem
Me: I'd be like, "finally, something for Phoexx0r!"
Ryan: haha exactly
Me: it could be the women's version of sin city
Ryan: haha nice
Ryan: Wang City
Me: there was a lot of ass in that movie
Me: like, a lot
Me: like so much that by the end it wasn't even distracting anymore
Me: I want to pay that spirit forward to penis
Me: unexpected wang is just not cool
Ryan: what if you knew about it
Ryan: like.. the movie was called "wang city"
Me: LOL
Ryan: and you went into it knowing there'd just be wang everywhere
Me: then I'd wear sunglasses and a headscarf on the way in
Ryan: haha
Ryan: and no pants
Me: I don't want that sort of wang experience
Me: I want a loving wang experience!
Ryan: haha
Ryan: The Wang Experience
Me: if possible directed by Robert Rodriguez
Ryan: haha
Ryan: what, with zombies?
Me: what about zombies?
Me: I love how your'e all, "it's really good" and I'm like no
Ryan: haha
Me: and then you're all, "it's got zombie wang," and I'm like, "sign me up!"
Ryan: haha
Me: I have my priorities straight
Ryan: zombie wang is high up there
Me: 1) Zombie Wang 2) Myself 3) My Country
Ryan: haha
Ryan: The Country of Phoe
Ryan: Population: 1
Ryan: Our biggest export is Poo
Me: actually it's not that horrible
Me: but I wouldn't pay for it
Ryan: yeah that's kind of how it looked
Me: haha the main guy is the angry mullet guy from Chronicles of Riddick
Ryan: haha nice
Ryan: I thought he looked familiar
Me: and he seems less angry, although you'd think he'd be more angry as vikings killed his whole village
Me: but it's definitely him
Me: he was strangely girly in this despite all the killing he did
Me: (link) doesn't that look kind of gay?
Ryan: haha just a little
Ryan: too much makeup
Me: I was like, "I believe you as an angry assasin, an angry mullet guy, but you seem kind of like a sad angry viking/native american adoptee"
Me: I kept expecting him to just scream, "leave me alone!" and go home and listen to dashboard confessional
Ryan: haha
Ryan: go cry some more!
Me: oh also he was shirtless about half the time
Ryan: well of course
Me: which, he really does not have the body for that
Ryan: they should have gottne one of the guys from 300 to do it
Me: haha, yeah, that was like, distractingly defined abs
Me: whereas this was distractingly flabby abs
Me: I demand a happy medium!
Ryan: haha
Me: I guess my favorite is when they wear shirts and I don't have to care
Ryan: they should just not wear pants
Ryan: solves the whole problem
Me: I'd be like, "finally, something for Phoexx0r!"
Ryan: haha exactly
Me: it could be the women's version of sin city
Ryan: haha nice
Ryan: Wang City
Me: there was a lot of ass in that movie
Me: like, a lot
Me: like so much that by the end it wasn't even distracting anymore
Me: I want to pay that spirit forward to penis
Me: unexpected wang is just not cool
Ryan: what if you knew about it
Ryan: like.. the movie was called "wang city"
Me: LOL
Ryan: and you went into it knowing there'd just be wang everywhere
Me: then I'd wear sunglasses and a headscarf on the way in
Ryan: haha
Ryan: and no pants
Me: I don't want that sort of wang experience
Me: I want a loving wang experience!
Ryan: haha
Ryan: The Wang Experience
Me: if possible directed by Robert Rodriguez
Ryan: haha
Ryan: what, with zombies?
Me: what about zombies?
Me: I love how your'e all, "it's really good" and I'm like no
Ryan: haha
Me: and then you're all, "it's got zombie wang," and I'm like, "sign me up!"
Ryan: haha
Me: I have my priorities straight
Ryan: zombie wang is high up there
Me: 1) Zombie Wang 2) Myself 3) My Country
Ryan: haha
Ryan: The Country of Phoe
Ryan: Population: 1
Ryan: Our biggest export is Poo
sweeney todd
YM: You would happen to have any old papers on musicals would ya?
Me: haha no but I could write one for you
YM: ...you could?
Me: "the first time Cats was on broadway, the lead character was played by Count Popeula, a magical monster with pencils for arms."
Me: I got tons more just like that
Me: A+
YM: haha
YM: Well, it would have to be about musicals we learned about in class.
Me: haha what did you learn about?
YM: Assassins, Sunday in the Park with George, Passion, Company, Sweeney Todd, and Follies....and that's only the first half of the semester!
Me: "I thought the lead character of Sunday in the Park with George was a bit of a dick, but at the same time he captured a certain je ne sais quoi of the human condition in today's postmodern society."
Me: A+
YM: haha
YM: awesome
Me: "Sweeney Todd was about people killing each other and putting them in meat pies. It was awesome."
YM: I was thinking of doing a comparison of Shakespeare, like Hamlet or Romeo and Juliet and compare it to Sweeney Todd.
Me: haha niiiice
Me: that would be cool
Me: you could start off, "Polonius from Hamlet once said, "Brevity is the soul of wit.""
Me: and then just stop
Me: haha no but I could write one for you
YM: ...you could?
Me: "the first time Cats was on broadway, the lead character was played by Count Popeula, a magical monster with pencils for arms."
Me: I got tons more just like that
Me: A+
YM: haha
YM: Well, it would have to be about musicals we learned about in class.
Me: haha what did you learn about?
YM: Assassins, Sunday in the Park with George, Passion, Company, Sweeney Todd, and Follies....and that's only the first half of the semester!
Me: "I thought the lead character of Sunday in the Park with George was a bit of a dick, but at the same time he captured a certain je ne sais quoi of the human condition in today's postmodern society."
Me: A+
YM: haha
YM: awesome
Me: "Sweeney Todd was about people killing each other and putting them in meat pies. It was awesome."
YM: I was thinking of doing a comparison of Shakespeare, like Hamlet or Romeo and Juliet and compare it to Sweeney Todd.
Me: haha niiiice
Me: that would be cool
Me: you could start off, "Polonius from Hamlet once said, "Brevity is the soul of wit.""
Me: and then just stop
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