dummies

Phoemeister: Oh, I have another Dummies book related anecdote for you
Sui: haha okay
Phoemeister: we saw cutting hair for dummies (me and a coworker)
Sui: haha
Phoemeister: and I said I didn't want a dummy cutting my hair, and she was like, "yeah, I wouldn't really want them reading out of that book WHILE they were cutting my hair."
Sui: haha yeah
Phoemeister: and then I was like, damn, there should be a dummies book for selling books. I'd like, read out of it robot like, "Hello, how are you today?"
Phoemeister: "Did you find everything alright today?"
Phoemeister: "Okay, next I offer you free coupons."
Sui: hahah
Sui: brilliant
Phoemeister: but then RIGHT AFTER THAT, on accident, I did find Selling for Dummies
Phoemeister: and I carried it around for like a half hour
Phoemeister: but no one noticed except the one coworker, who I specifically found and showed it to, re: our earlier discussion
Phoemeister: but we found it pretty hilarious
Sui: haha that is good
Phoemeister: yeah
Phoemeister: I actually did see someone I knew from TV-10 after that while I was carrying it around and I told her about it and she thought it was pretty funny
Phoemeister: she said she used to work at barnes and noble and everyone there made fun of raising children for dummies
Sui: hahah
Sui: that's terrible
Phoemeister: yeah
Phoemeister: did I tell you I saw prostate cancer for dummies a couple days ago?
Sui: haha
Sui: how the hell can you have a book about that?
Phoemeister: well, there are a lot of disease books where if you have the disease it tells you how to deal with life now that you're totally screwed
Phoemeister: my mom has a ton of books on how to live with diabetes
Sui: haha
Phoemeister: I would assume it's in that vein
Sui: "brain cancer for dummies"

Sui: Chapter 1
Shoot yourself.
Phoemeister: 10 to 1 there's a colitis for dummies floating around out there to make me feel bad about myself