unholy video

Me: ah. Yeah, a buck's not too bad to rent something like that. I just have to decide whether or not it's worth going to hipster video, that's the real hidden cost :P
Elaine: a dollar and piece of your soul
Me: haha
Me: you're making it sound more like satan video
Elaine: i think they're changing the name
Elaine: unholy video
Elaine: sign our contract......in blood
Me: I want to start Unholy Video
Me: only all my movies would be children's movies
Elaine: you pay late fees w/ your firstborn child
Elaine: that would be PERFECT. only children's movies and candy w/ razorblades in it
Me: Elaine, if you have the capital, I have the know how
Elaine: done and done
Me: I've been sticking razor blades in candy for years now
Elaine: i was thinking, at the video store, everytime someone rents a children's video, they get a free rental copy of one of the "faces of death" series
Elaine: "okay sir. here's your tainted snicker's bar, a copy of pollyanna, and faces of death 7"
Me: if we run out of faces of death I was thinking of documentaries on serial killers, too. Because if any of these kids survive, we obviously want them to be the future purveyors of razorblade candy and death
Elaine: brilliant!