sleep

Ryan: brain.. shutting.. down
Ryan: need.. sleep
Me: haha
Me: I wish I could sleeep
Ryan: why can't you?
Me: insooomnia
Ryan: in-lame-nia
Me: your mom's lame
Ryan: don't make fun of her inability to walk!
Ryan: its' very hard for us
Me: I like to call her gimpster mcbadwalking
Ryan: haha
Ryan: makes it easier for you to manhandle her into the doggy-style position
Ryan: you sicko
Me: it's not sick it's awesome
Ryan: haha
Me: I wish I'd discovered manipulating cripples to my will a long time ago