rogues do it from behind

Phoemeister: so you know those tee shirts/bumper stickers that make people's jobs sound dirty, like, "dentists do it with a smile" or "gymnasts do it with their feet in the air"?
Sui: haha yeah
Phoemeister: I'd like to come up with a line of those for medieval jobs no longer in existence
Phoemeister: like "hangmen do it with a noose" or "hatters do it while slowly going insane from mercury poisoning."
Sui: like.. Executioners do it in masks?
Phoemeister: yes!
Phoemeister: yours is better than mine
Phoemeister: knights do it on horseback
Sui: haha
Phoemeister: yeoman do it in the woods
Sui: I always like the one used for most fantasy games.. "Rogues do it from behind"
Phoemeister: haha!
Phoemeister: crap
Phoemeister: there's no point if those stupid D & D players already thought of this
Sui: haha yeah
Phoemeister: they were my main demographic
Sui: You're months behind
Phoemeister: who else knows what a yeoman is?
Sui: Probably no one :P
Phoemeister: exactly