assless pants

BSD: do you dress trashy?
Phoemeister: no
BSD: ok.
BSD: I'm not sure where I was going to go with that...
Phoemeister: I think you were hoping I'd say yes :P
BSD: well of course, I meant after you said yes...
Phoemeister: oh
BSD: I assume I'd respond. "ok"
Phoemeister: probably, "does that include assless pants?" because whenever trashy clothing comes up, I always like to inquire as to the other person's inventory of assless pants
BSD: I have no assless pants, but I do have some fairly sharp sissors that you are free to use on your own clothes all you like.
Phoemeister: YES
Phoemeister: assless pants for all!
BSD: ok...
Phoemeister: merry christmas everyone:
Phoemeister: it's assless pants!
BSD: although I was thinking more along the lines of just you...
Phoemeister: or
Phoemeister: assless pants for you too
Phoemeister: double the assless pants = double the fun
BSD: i can't argue with that.
Phoemeister: no one can
Phoemeister: it's an unbeatable formula
BSD: hmmm
BSD: I don't know that I like you nesting in the asses of pants.
Phoemeister: dude, I want my whole nest built from pants asses now
Phoemeister: that is the best idea I've heard ever
Phoemeister: yeah
BSD: would you have a computer in your nest?
Phoemeister: I guess
Phoemeister: I suppose that's all I'd do besides cut asses out of pants if I lived in a closet
BSD: You could pick-up heavy drinking
Phoemeister: d00d
Phoemeister: I WILL pick up heavy drinking
Phoemeister: thanks for the tip
BSD: I've always wanted I drunken, assless pants wearing, IMing woman nesting in my closet.
Phoemeister: well, my friend
Phoemeister: your dreams are about to come true
BSD: It would be entertaining for me to walk by, open the door and be like what's that smell? were those my pants??!!
Phoemeister: I'd be like, "YES THEY ARE"
Phoemeister: I think I'd be a belligerant drunk