brokeback esquire

Sui: so what're you up to today?
Phoemeister: I sold a guy a copy of brokeback mountain, esquire, and a king james bible
Sui: hahah
Sui: talk about confused
Phoemeister: I know. At first, I rang up brokeback mountain, and was like, in my head, "Yeah, he does look kind of gay." Then I saw esquire and was like, "I shouldn't have stereotyped him. I guess he's a straight guy that just happens to like reading stories about gay guys." And then when I saw the bible, my brain broke
Sui: haha yeah
Sui: I think that's like.. instant embolism
Phoemeister: it was
Phoemeister: I'm talking to you from beyond the grave
Phoemeister: avenge my death
Phoemeister: you'll know his car because it'll have a rainbow sticker, a jesus fish, and naked lady mudflaps
Sui: maybe the magazine is to attempt to prove he's straight to the people that come to his house.. the novel is to fulfil his gay fantasties, and the bible is to attempt to repent
Phoemeister: I think that makes a lot of sense