literally!

Phoemeister: oh, I forgot to mention to you today I was talking to this guy at work, and he said something so much lik eyou that I wanted to be like, "Ryan?"
Phoemeister: basically we were talking about this really old bitchy woman we used to work with
Phoemeister: and just out of nowhere he's like, "I think sleeping with her was a mistake"
Sui: hahah
Sui: brilliant
Phoemeister: and then he said something like, "the alcohol affected our judgement." And I said that he would have to be reeeally drunk, and he said, "No not really. If I wasn't married, I totally WOULD do it just so that the next day I could come in and embarass her and be all, "I tapped that!""
Phoemeister: good times
Sui: I would say something like that
Phoemeister: you would! That's why I told you.

Phoemeister: You know how annoying it is when people say literally when they don't mean something literally?
Sui: yeah
Phoemeister: I've decided I'm going to do the opposite and start saying literally in sentences where there's no possible interpretation BUT the literal interpretation
Phoemeister: I literally live with my parents!
Phoemeister: I'm literally 5'6"
Sui: hahah
Sui: nice
Phoemeister: yeah
Suibrom: I am literally sitting here talking to you
Phoemeister: OH MY GOD, I'm literally doing the exact same thing!